Dry bones is vibing in the corner with all his jojo siwa merch in the corner of party city. Hes getting his costoom for the 4th of july, hes going as a mexican flag suddenly a short ass bitch named lance walks up and pulls a glass of orange juice out of the 5th dimension and offers dry boner the orange juice. dry boner proceeds to absorb only the glass and the orange juice gets all over lance "Fotohsinthisis bitch." moans dry boner. Lance grows tentacles and absorbs dry boners jojo siwa merch and accidentally summuns jojo siwa and they teleport to hot topic. Lance quietly whispers into dry boners non existant ears"What if we put our minecraft beds together...? haha jist kidding...... unless....." Lance and Dry boner start netflicks and chilling in hot topic. Dry boner hands lance liquid beans (so romantic 😳) The hot topic workurs tryied to kick out lance and dry honer so lance blocks them on instagram and they disintigrat, obama walks in to hot topic to give he nobel peice prize to lance, dry boner gets mad that he didnt get a nobel peice prize and gives obama cock and ball torture, lance licks obama's left big toe (XD XD XD XD) obama suddenly rises up and his eyees start glowing "Oh no" screams dry boner "hes transforming!"
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dry bones x lance
Fanfictionthis is dry bones x my OC lance! very hawt and shrexy UwU THIS IS NOT A JOKE STORY sorry for bad english im 9
