dry bones x lance

The Vibening

Oh no! hes transforming. *insert massive explosion that destroys the hot topic here* 💥 Suddenly Obama reveals hos true form, it's a creeper "awww man" moans lance. Obama Creeper yells "if you dont leave me at once i'm going to say the n word." "but your black." whispers dry boner "oh shit you right nigga." exclaims obama creeper. dont make me call my husband to deal with you. *lance starts crying intensley so much that the universe vanishes. "you give me no choice. "ᎾᎻ YᎬᎪᎻ!" a big red body with muscular arms and legs bursts threw the wall. "leave my husband alone or you wont get koo-laid." yells koolaid man. suddenly shrek appears, "daddy! you're back from the store! did you get the milk you promised 15 years ago?" dry boner quitley whispers into shreks left ass cheek. "of course you dyslexic fuck." says shrek. lance yells "i thought i was your daddy" shrek is angered by this and proceeds to strip and pole dance. "My eyes! it's too beautiful!" "Oh nO!" moans koolaid man. 🅱️ᏆNᎬᏟᎡᎪFᎢ ᏴᎬᎬᏚ. the 2 are instantly vaporized from shreks sexiness. "daddy! you saved us!" they all start gang banging as shrek inserts his magnum dong into dry boners eye socket while lance inserts his baby carrot into dry bones nostril. "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start." moans dry boner! dry boner j҉d҉k҉e҉k҉d҉k҉a҉l҉w҉k҉e҉j҉d҉n҉k҉a҉o҉r҉h҉g҉n҉x҉l҉s҉e҉j҉f҉j҉s҉k҉w҉k҉j҉f҉m҉d҉l҉a҉r҉ across the room while shrek makes spaghetti for lance and lance and lance and lance and lance and lance dies. haha just kidding. dry boner cums barbecue sauce in shreks eye and shrek licks it off.

(stay tuned for chalter 3 XD XD XD UWU OWO LOL)