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Me: YO WHERE U AT MAN ITS BEEN 2 HOURS

Me: I SWEAR IF U NEVER BOUGHT THEM I WILL CUT U

Me: GUESS WHAY BITCH GUESS WHAT MONTHLY SURPRISE CAME TODAY!!!

Me: YEAH THATS RIGHT MY PERIOD MAN ITS HERE IT IS IN THE HOUSE!!

Me: IF U DONT COME I WILL HAVE TO MAKE MATT HEALY BUY IT FOR ME

Me: JKS I WONT HAVE TO TELL HIM, HE WOULD ALREADY HAVE SOME WHEN WE GET MARRIED OR MAYBE AUSTIN BUTLER YES OMG YESS HAHAHA WE CAN HAVE SUBWAY CATER AT THE WEDDING WITH A POUTINE FOUNTAINNNNNN. I SWEAR IF U DINT BRING THE FOOD !

Me: I WILL LEAVE U BREATHLESS, OR WITH A NASTY SCAR - HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAYLOR SWIFT LIKEEEEE.
WELL IM NOT REALLY A FAN, BUT I LIKE THAT SONG

Me: YO NIGGA

Me: BITCH WHERE U AT

Me: GREAT THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LETTING SOME RANDOM STRANGER BUY ME FOOD

Me: FINE JUST LET ME STARVE TO DEATH ITS FINE

Me: CURRENTLY DYING FRIPOM STARVATION

Unknown Number: chill..there's a fucking line at subway bitch

Unknown Number: and have u ever heard of traffic?!

Unknown Number: jeez

Unknown Number:WHAT KINDA SUB DO U WANT?!

Unknown Number:FOOT LONG OR 6inch

Me: FOOTLONG NIGGA AND MAKE IT A BLT

Me: thanks bruh

Unknown Number: fat ass

Ass: JKS

Me: that is so rude.

Ass: sorry.

Me: whatever just bring my food

Ass: ya ya

Ass: okay I got it, currently walking out of the door

Ass: getting in my car

Ass: starting the car

Ass: driving

Me: DONT TEXT AND DRIVE YOU IDIOT

Me: YOU CAN GET HURT

Me: AND IF U GET HURT I WONT GET MY FOOD

Me: AND MY FOOD WOULD DIE

Me: THEN I WILL STAY HUNGRY

Me: THEY I WOULD DIE

Me: CAUSE I WOULD STARVE TO DEATHH

Ass: ok I'm a house away...

A/n :

Okayy so I finally updated.. Sooo sorry it took so long :/ but omg can we just talk about Night Changes???? I cANT WITH IT OMG and just four in general! Comment below what your favorite song off of the album is, mine is 18, Spaces, and Night Changes, ( also Change Your Ticket ) I CSNT decide like. The struggle is so real. Anyways i hope you enjoy the update and I'll probably update again this week:)

Twitter: @l994narry

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