me: okay so you said ur a house away, it's been ten fucking minutes.
Ass: sorry.. I got nervous
Me: what does that mean??
Ass: I got nervous so I left the food on ur doorstep and left..
Me: wow.
Ass: I'm sorry ok
Me: WAIT SO MY FOOD IS JUST SITTING THERE ABANDONED LIKE THAT
Ass: oui oui madam
Me: YO WTH MAN
Ass: soz :p
Me: ugh fuck u
Ass: I love u too :p (A/n : don't u dare go all After on me ;) )
Me: wowwwwwwwww
Ass: u love me don't deny it
Me: oh I'm denying it
Ass: well even when the night changes....
Me: what?
Ass: sorry it was suppose to be a romantic pickup line..
Me: how?
Ass: idk
Me: ok?
Ass: okay ;)
Me: don't
Ass: hey guess what
Me: what
Ass: maybe okay can be our always ;)
Me: no.
Ass: oh cmon hazel grace
Me: shut up
Ass: okay ;)
Me:
Ass: oh look I left it speechless
Me: u r so annoying
Ass: I think u meant hot, it's a common typo, dw
Me: ur so immature
Ass: no! I so act my age!
Me: mhm ya u keep telling urself that
Ass: as if u do
Me: I never said I don't, I just know I'm way more mature than u.
Ass: no ur not
Me: I so am
Ass: u r such a prick
Me: thanks :)
Ass: np
Me:yO U GOT ME A SIX INCH INSTEAD OF A FOOTLONG
Ass: what?
Me: MY SUB I ASKED FOR A FOOTLONG
Ass: sorry my head was probs in the clouds
Ass: naah I just didn't care then
Me: that's a lame excuse
Me: bitch u got me a small poutine! U BETTER BE READY TO RUN CAUSE IM GONNA HUNT U DOWN
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Mr.Unknown > h.s
FanficWhen two people cross paths for the second time. Little did they know it would eventually affect their lives. Positively and Negatively. Amelia, known as the smart-ass in school and a gamer at home. Harry, flirty and always gets his way weather the...
