Kyoya Ootori x Neko Male Reader

The Grade School Host is the Naughty Type

Reader POV

Tama had all of us standing or sitting around him dressed as Arabian traders or warriors, as he was an Arabian king, the doors opened.

"Welcome to the Ouran Host Club." We saw it was a kid, that fell.

"Oh, it's just a kid."

"Not only that, it's just a boy."

"What's wrong, little boy? Did you come to my palace in search of something?" He stood up.

"Uh, are you the King of this place?" He sighs and I roll my eyes. "Well, are you?"

"Come closer, lost one." He walks closer. "What was it that you called me, little boy?"

"Here we go now."

"The King?"

"Aah, the King! Yes, I am the King of the Ouran host club! Long live the host king!" I sigh.

"I'm an elementary 5th year, Shiro Takaoji! I want the Host Club King to take me on as an apprentice!" We're shocked. We take off the outfits going back to our uniforms as Tama shows off his apprentice, I blow bubbles around the room to listen in on the others, my ear twiches.

"Oh my, Tamaki, you have an apprentice?"

"Yes. He's still in elementary school, but I like the fire in his eyes."

"But are you sure it's okay for such a young boy to become a host?"

"Oh why wouldn't it be? Love has nothing to do with age. Take us, for instance. Whenever I look at you, my heart starts pounding. Suddenly, I feel no different than a lovesick little boy." I roll my eyes.

"Oh, Tamaki."

"Don't you think it's weird he's making the kid observe him up close like that?" I pat Haru's head.

"He's weird, what would you expect." She nods.

"There is a theory that people are considered more beautiful the closer they are viewed." I feel someone grab my hand and I look into Kyoya's eyes. "I think the theory is correct." I blush, my tail swishing in excitement. "And Tamaki seems to live by that theory. Well, let's leave them alone." Kyoya pulls me away, I smile, I can hear girls squealing.

"So cute."

"I wish I had someone look at me like that."

"An amazing couple." I chuckle kissing Kyoya's cheek, the girls squeal more.

"Any more and you'll have them fainting on us." I laugh, I look back as I hear crying.

"Tamaki, you're an idiot!" The girl runs away, I walk over to him, with Kyoya following.

"No wait! Mermaid Princess!"

"Man, what a crybaby." The boy sits down making Tama angry, I chuckle, I see the twins laughing.

"So how's it going, boss? That's an adorable little apprentice you've got there."

"Hikaru, do you wish you had a little brother like Shiro?"

"Don't be silly. I could search the globe and I'd never find a better brother than you, Kaoru."

"Uh, Hikaru."

"Look! They're doing it!"

"It's forbidden brotherly love!"

"They're homos! And they're brothers! That makes this totally insectuous!" I roll my eyes, Tama gets behind him.

"I think what you meant to say was incestuous." He turns scared, then Honey jumps on him.

"Hey Shiro-chan! You wanna have a piece of cake with me? We've got three kinds. Chocolate, strawberry, and lime."