I'm sorry if this is bad, but I was bored and I don't make memes.
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Xiu: I don't dress to impress I dress to depress
Xiu: I look so good I make people hate themselves.
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Felisha: I love you
Perse: Wrong number
Felisha: You're sitting right there
Perse: Wrong address
Felisha: Wait, what-
Persephone: Please leave a message after the tone. Beep.
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Kylon: Why is there blood everywhere!?????
Montel: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Kylon: yoU STABBED SOMEONE!!???
Montel: No, no. Aggressively poked them with a knife.
*Cue to Eve bleeding out*
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IN A JAIL CELL
Eve: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Kylon: What you have, Eve, is the right to remain silent.
Kylon: What you lack, is the capacity.
Eve: :o
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Eve: That's a pretty rock
Montel: Kylon gave it to me
Kylon: I threw it at you.
Montel: He's very sweet
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Darcio: I have a bad feeling about this...
Hisoki: What do you mean?
Darcio: Don't you ever get that small voice in your head telling you something is going to get you in a lot of trouble?
Hisoki:
Darcio:
Hisoki: ...no?
Darcio: ...That...that explains a lot, actually.
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Elurra: I hope you two have an explanation for this
Eldur: Actually we have three
Valka: Pick your favorite
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Montel: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Kylon: I'm really beginning to see why you're single.
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Xiu: You need them to think that you're stronger than you actually are.
Hisoki: That's what you do?
Xiu: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.
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Xiu: Listen... The day you came to us was the happiest of our lives.
Darcio: You guys know I'm not actually your child, right?
Hisoki: What? Darcio! That's a horrible thing to say!
Darcio: The truth?
Xiu: Just because you're adopted doesn't mean you're anything less of a son to us.
Darcio: You didn't adopt me. We met a week ago. I'm 19.
Hisoki: Darcio, don't talk to your mother like that.
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Persephone: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Eve.
Eve: Nope.
Felisha: I do!
Perse: I know, Felisha.
Felisha: I'm sad.
Perse: I know, Felisha.
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Eve: Let's play a game.
Kylon: Sure. I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Eve: .....is it me?
Kylon: It's always you.
Eve: :(
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Felisha: I wasn't sure what kind of chocolate you liked so I got them all.
Persephone: Felisha....there are like 300 boxes here....
Felisha: I panicked okay!!! Valentine's can be very stressful!!
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Darcio: The moons control the tides and the human psyche. Wolves know that, that's why they howl at her. It's a tribute.
Therapist: Let's talk about your father.
Darcio: No.
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Montel: Hey, watch out for that bag of trash.
Kylon: Who, Eve? She's all the way on the other side of the room.
Eve: What have I ever done to you?
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Felisha: Are you a cuddler?
Persephone: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I'm a cuddler.
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Kylon: Would you rather stab Eve or-
Montel: Stab Eve.
Kylon: But I didn't even say the other option.
Montel: I know, but I would still stab Eve.
Eve: Not gonna lie, I'm feeling a bit unsafe in this castle. Does anyone else feel the same way?
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Darcio: You ever get the feeling that no one even sees you?
Xiu: I've got a really good looking body, so....no.
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Montel: Why does everybody always assume the worst of me?
Kylon: It saves time.
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That's it! Hopefully you liked it
