So um...
Say you're sitting on the couch, playing video games on new years eve because your family isn't celebrating New Year's.
You're having a good time. You're beating ass in Elsword, fuckin' people up in GTA, and here he comes...
Your brother.
*dun!* *dun!* *dun!*
Your brother comes bolting at you in super sonic speed, eventually pounces on you, and you're stuck.
Stuck.
He won't let you move because he pinned your freakin arms above your head.
At this point, you're like "oh shit, this bitch 'bout to kill me. Oh my gosh. Mom! What the fuck is happening??? Someone save me before you see my fresh dead body on the couch. Oh my-"
And then he says, "I need you to stay still for master, okay doggy?"
You blink twice, look at him, and say, "The fuck?"
Now before you anything... Yes, this is weird. Some of you are girls, and some of you are boys. But I am a boy, and this happened to me, so I'm sharing the time of the last day of 2019 with you.
But what the fuck, tho? What older brother in their right mind calls their brother 4 years younger than him "doggy"?
...
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
I mean, yeah. The two of us roleplayed to the point where it was a master/pet relationship for about 2 hours, but
That's
Not
The
pRoBleM
The problem is, that I'm not in the right state of mind to be dealing with this. So hell yeah, I'm pissed that you come out the sky calling me "doggy".
Get yo dumbass outta here!
Anyways...
This is my complaint about this type of stuffs. I can't tell you what all happened.
If I do that..
You won't see or hear from me for two months, because I'll be in my space crying.
Why?
Cuz I'm a cry baby.
Pick on me all you want, your words are shit to me :D
So this is the infamous "I'mma Kill Dis Hoe" chapter of the infamous "Jus Dumb Things..." book.
I hope you have a great 2020 year ❤
Tho, I think it's going to be hell, we all have our different beliefs. :)
Have a good night/morning! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Fun Fact: I was listening to Run Away TXT the whole time while writing this.
