A guy, a big square geeza ,in leather trousers stomped towards ibis hotel. A skinny ginger rat sat on a toadstool beside the Tesco express frustrated and high . The man . The myth the legend. KYLO REN what a guy also known as the infamous cereal box Ben Swolo !!!! . Then catastrophe struck . The traitor FN2187 aka Finn mcmissile was the receptionist. What a disaster kylo huffed and puffed and had a spliff . Finn was no match for kylos manliness . As his full name was Kylo Rey manliness fitsjeralld Apa REN . He waddled towards the traitor and struck him down with his mighty big toe . VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was past his beddybyes so he ventured into yo sushi and found inner piece in his darkness . An aroma a strong aroma was dusty in the atmosphere. It was the smell of fear and smesholopa cookies from the Tesco express . But wait there was the smell of an uncooked din dins lying in rens kitchen. He was intrigued by this din dins as to why it was uncooked . He must finish what someone else started !!!!!!!!!!
A bridge stood in the way of his mission to kill whoever made this catastrophe!!!!! . But wait ..... Victor (from house of Anubis ) in his signature yellow coat and his loose pin in his left pocket was waiting for him . Kylo eyed the man as he said It is 10 o clock you have 10 minutes before I want to hear
this pin drop . Kylo laughed historically at the old fool " I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it " Victor screamed " bedddddddddddddddddddd" kylo drew his unnecessarily large lightsaber by the hilt and put the old man out of his misery . The aroma was backkkkkkkkkkk in cooked din dins how dare they . A room a dark room a silhouette of none other than Rey palpitine laughing menacingly at the uncooked din dins which consisted of morphine chloroform and darth Vader's asthma . Kylo stands smiling intently and he spoke the words " Let the past die kill if you have to " Rey giggles okedocky then and threw herself from the ibis hotel . Finally kylo was nearly at the end of his mission . He grabbed the din dins and used the force to safely put it in the kylos din din maker , It is a joyous day as kylo was finally fulfilled with the din dinssss . Kylo finally met Craig David .
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