It was now 2056 as 2020 had been restarted so many times . A box . A box of a man , Kylo Ren Ren the boxy boiiii. The boy in the box . Hes a lad.
The sandy sand of the planet jakku was sandy . He had one mission to find the droid and kill anyone who stood in his way and challenged his boxiness.
Sand all there was , was sand he was reminded of his grandfather - I don't like sand its all coarse and rough and irritating . And it gets everywhereeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After minutes if travel he ventured in the big boii market when thats he saw THE TRAITOR FN2187 with the droid .But wait whose this??????
Its Gordon Ramsay buying the good good lamb sauce of dreams . Kylo huffed and puffed in anger he wanted to slit fn2187s throat .
But he couldn't this is due to kylos confidential back problems . That damn scavenger eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
A hole appeared and out fizzeled the king of jakku - Michael Langdon the skinhead . He was standing all high and mighty with his nose peircing , feather earing and chizzeled sharp cheekbones .
"Bitch why are you on my land" he whispered
"Eeeeeeeeee because broskiiii I'm Kylo Ben Ren the supreme leader of nothing and the man the myth and the legends "
"Get off me land" he pelted . He agressively threw a basketball the hit kylos abdomin and with his boxy boxiness it bounced of the box and ripped a hole through Michaels forehead.
Eeeeeeeeeee he did it he took the sandy throne from kylo.
It was his last mission for now so he trudged back through the sandy sand and back to HIS BOX .
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Kylo wrapped up in his fluffy blanket , he played animal crossing and barbie dress up to finish his day. What a day he sighed turning over in his supreme leader bed . He closed his eyes and was at peace for now.......................
