Marcello

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Note: You don't actually need to read this but I suggest you do because Marcello will be in almost every story.

Marcello: Hello? Who are you? What am I doing here and why am I speaking English?

Blue: Hello Marci-

Marcello: WHY DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!!? And nickname, that is very suspicious.

Blue: I am the author of this fanfiction book and I have decided to put you as a character in this.

Marcello: But, how do you even know me? You are not Miss White. And why English?

Blue: No but I am her cousin, Blue. I chose English because more people can understand my story than if I write in Filipino.

Marcello: Pero in fairness, mas magaling si Miss White mag-English kaysa sayo. (But in fairness, Miss white is much better than you at English)

Blue: Yeah I know but, it is better to write in English than people not understanding me.

Marcello: Assuming I can even understand you as a fictional character in your head.

Blue: So your role in this fanfiction is to-

Marcello: Wait, which fandom is this?

Blue: Scp.

Marcello: Oh my goodness REALLY!? My dream has come true! * Insert Spanish screaming *

Blue: Ok then......Your role is to give comments every now and then, and that's basically it! Also if you don't mind, please introduce yourself to the viewers.

Marcello: Ay! Hello, my name Marcello. I was originally created by Miss White, I don't know why I'm here but what can I do about it? Apparently Miss Author wants to add other characters also made by Miss White. I was born and raised in the Philippines. I talk (and sing) with a Filipino accent. I am actually Spanish by blood but Filipino by heart so putang ina mo. I have brown eyes and brown hair that almost touches my shoulders. I am also dead, yay! Also, Author?

Blue: Yes?

Marcello: Will the other Ocs also have an introduction?

Blue: That depends if I'm lazy.

Marcello: Is there gore?

Blue: If I can write it then yes.

Marcello: Will there be shipping?

Blue: Not a lot of ships, but yes.

Marcello: Is there  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Blue: No actual sexual content but, there will be some jokes about it.

Marcello: Do you have musical theatre references?

Blue: Yes, a lot.

Marcello: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw! I'm in!









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