Blue: Em...GAY
Marcello: Hey Blue, do you think 035 is gay?
Blue: Why?
Marcello: The whole fandom says he is.
Blue: I don't know, let's find out.
"Y/N!"
Oh goodness, what does that gay turtle want now?
"Y/n!"
"What?!!"
" Can you braid my hair? Apparently, the fishtail was harder than I thought."
Is this mango fucking is serious? " You want me to braid your hair? Like, on your head?"
"Of course I want you to braid the hair on my head! What? Do you want me to braid my pubes and showcase that shit to the whole foundation?"
"No! What I mean is, your host's hair is a bit too short to braid."
Sock gives you a toothpick
" This isn't going to work"
Sock gives you 3 toothpicks
"No"
Suddenly he started to cry for whatever reason he has up his ass.
"CJVJBERVBRJHEVBREBVJMFJKREVNENVKRNGRENKJVNERJV," He cried while sounding like a garden sprinkler on meth."Do you think I'm gayyyyyy?" What the fuck?
"It's alright Y/n. I knew this day would come. And even though I feel like a dragon with hundreds of apples inside my rectum. I guess I shall retell the nightmare I was forced to live........... HIT IT CAIN!"
Blue: This is the part where I force you to listen to Bo Burnham.
Cain: * Dramatic P music*
035: Every time I go to dinner
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
I can talk; they're not able
Able: I'm right here!
035: When I look at them I find
There's a single question on their mind.
Iris: He gay?
049: He gay?
682: He gay?
173: He gay?
035: I wish it could go back to the way it was.
It's not easy now because...
THE WHOLE FOUNDATION THINKS I'M GAY!
The Fandom: HE GAY!!!
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe its 'cause of the way that I walk
That makes them think I like... boys.
That I like boysssssssssss.
Blue: He totally meant to say cock.
035: The goddamn question just won't go away.
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SCP One Shots
FanfictionI do most kinds of one-shots. Reader inserts, Songfics, Musicalfics and others. Keep in mind that the Ocs and most of the art used is not mine but belong to my cousin. I don't know who the original artist of the cover is but if you could send a link...
