Blue: So I just had this crackfic idea-
Marcello: No, No, and no! No crackfics in my ballroom!
Blue: So basically, I just imagined Able working at a drive-thru in some college au
Marcello: Oh really? Can I order some bleach and holy water to go?
Able: Hello sir, welcome to the fucking 4-year educational curse we call college. May I take your order?
Clef: Hello, I would like a bacon egg & cheese biscuit, 2 hashbrowns, a box of chicken nuggets, a full bucket of chicken wings, 3 chocolate sundaes, 2 large fries, a hotdog with extra cheese, and a diet coke.
Able: Sir, would you want to order the diabetes value meal? You can even save 5 extra dollars for your funeral.
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Able: Just give me your order and get out.
Bright: Well I would like to order an Able-sunBAE.
Able: Bae means poop in Danish. Would you like to wait 5 hours for your Able sunshit? The dryer the better.
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Able: Hey Peanut.
173: Don't call me that.
Able: Can you tell me what's the opposite of " Always, coming, take, me, down"?
173: Oh, it's never going to give you up-
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I will take your spine, dip it in sprinkles, and whack your face with it.
Blue: Don't tell Marci I was smoking crack in his ballroom.
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SCP One Shots
FanfictionI do most kinds of one-shots. Reader inserts, Songfics, Musicalfics and others. Keep in mind that the Ocs and most of the art used is not mine but belong to my cousin. I don't know who the original artist of the cover is but if you could send a link...
