The god of Mischief On Midgard

9 First Day Of School

AN:

THIS IS POOP. I'm SORRY.

"This is not a good idea," Loki says as he looks at Midtown High School.

"It'll be fine," Peter assures opening the car door.

Loki grabs his arm. "No, it won't. The mall was different. This is high school! Need I remind you what my childhood was like. I don't fit in. I also attacked this planet and killed many people. What if they don't like me?"

Peter closes the door and looks at Loki. "Hey, no one is gonna care. Also, I can finally introduce you to Ned and MJ. MJ will definitely keep people from being mean. She's scary."

Loki nods. "Alright fine."

Peter climbs out of the car and Loki follows him. "So Ned will be at my locker. He always meets me there in the mornings. We have our first class together and his locker is on the way. You can be formally introduced and then you'll meet MJ at lunch."

Loki nods. "When will I meet the rest of your friends?"

Peter freezes. "Um... I don't really have any other friends. Unless you count my academic decathlon team. Even then I'm not close to any of them. It's just Ned and MJ. At least at school. At home, I have Shuri and the twins. And now you."

Loki feels his heart break a little. Peter talks about not having friends so casually. He shouldn't be used to that. Loki knows how it feels. "At least the friends you have are good friends."

Peter lights up. "Yeah! They're the best! Well MJ calls Ned and me 'Losers' all the time but I think she's just kidding. At least I hope she is."

Loki chuckles. "Well, now I have to meet her. I'm also eager to meet this Ned you keep speaking of."

"Ned's awesome. He likes Star Wars too. We are so going to have a sleepover."

Loki nods as they walk into the school. "Okay, so how does Midgardian school work? I was taught by my Mother."

"Just follow my lead. It'll be okay. Dad made sure you're in all my classes. Now my locker is in this hallway." Peter says pointing down a hallway.

"Okay well, lets hurry this up. These infants are staring at me. Unless they stop they might find themselves waking up dead in the morning." Loki threatens.

A group of freshmen, that are standing in the middle of the hall, pale and quickly run away.

Peter looks at Loki. "Lo, you can't say things like that here. You'll get in trouble!" He says as he puts his locker combination in.

"Why not? I have heard Midgardian children threaten other children before. I've also heard them request that their so-called 'friends' kill them." Loki asks confused.

Peter facepalms. "Ow." He mutters after. "Okay, when we say things like that we are just joking. I have a feeling you aren't."

Loki looks at the teenagers in disdain. "That's because I'm not."

"Hey! We're not bad. I mean you like me right?"

"I like you. That doesn't mean I have to like the rest of them."

Peter puts his unneeded supplies away and slams his locker shut. He yelps in surprise as Ned smiles from behind it.

"Hi, Peter!"

"Holy Grilled Cheesus Ned! Geez! Warn me before you talk!" Peter says quickly.

"Sorry, Peter." Ned apologizes.

"Ned meet Loki. Loki this is my best friend Ned Leeds." Peter introduces.

"Pleasure," Loki says looking at Ned.