2 Loki's What?

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THIRD PERSON POV:





Loki and the others disappear and Tony falls to the floor wheezing.

"Tony? What's wrong?" Bruce asks.

"Nothing. It's just that Loki acted so teenager like." Tony says through tears.

"Yeah he was like 'You're not my Dad'." Nat mocks.

" ' I don't have to listen to you'." Clint adds.

" 'I am old enough I don't have to listen to you'." Scott joins in.

"'Whatever'."  Tony says in a perfect imitation.

Thor's normally loud voice whispers "Well on Midgard he would be."

Everyone stops talking and turns to stare at him.

"WHAT?" Nat screams.

"On Asgard Loki is older than a thousand but on Midgard he'd be about fifteen."

"Oh no." Bruce groans.

"What is it Bruce. Is it the Hulk?" Natasha is at his side in an instance.

"No. It's we now have five teenagers in the tower. Plus the teenage like adults."

"Five?" Tony asks confused.

Bruce holds up his hand counting on his fingers. "Peter,Shuri,Wanda,Peitro and now Loki."

"I forgot about Shuri."

"Me too." Voices Natasha.

"Wait he's really a teenager?" Pepper asks.

"Well really he's over one thousand years old. But the time is different on Asgard than on Midgard. His mind is that of a Midgard teenager. He even still looks young."

"He'll have to go to school then." Natasha states.

Everyone looks at her.

"What? Why?" Thor asks.

"Well if he's really the equivalent of a teenager then he has to go to school. I don't want to get in trouble for him not going."

"Oh it will be good for him. Help him learn Earth's customs. And it will get him out of our hair for at least eight hours a day."

Thor looks at Tony's hair closely. "My brother is not in your hair."

"Thor it's a figure of speech. So are you okay with Loki going to school. Peter can show him around." Natasha asks.

"It's fine I guess. Try convincing him to go though."

"Just threaten him with a visit from 'The Other Guy' and he'll cooperate." Bruce chuckles. Everyone laughs at the memory of Loki being pummeled by the Hulk. Then they stop just as quick,remembering he's no older than Peter.

"Okay well who's going to be his legal guardian?"

"Maybe me I guess. Since I'm his brother." Thor offers.

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