Laugh till you die!

jokes 2.

1. Wife: How would you describe me?

Husband:abcdefghijk

Wife: What does that mean?

Husband: adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.

Wife: Aw thankyou, but what about ijk?

Husband:I'm Just kidding!

2.

Roses are red.

Your blood is too.

You look like a monkey,

And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry,

I'll be there too. Not in the

Cage, but laughing at you.

3. Knock, knock.

Who's there? I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Hah! You said "I eat ma poo"!

4. Q: what is the best day to go to the beach?

A: Sunday afcourse!

5. Q: How do you make an octupus laugh?

A: With ten tickles.

6. Q: What starts with p and ends with e and has thousand letters?

A: Post office.

7. Q: How did the tomato get its color red?

A: Salad saw toomato dressing.

8. Q: What did the nose say to the finger?

A: Stop picking me.