This is the story of a comment I made long long ago when I had my good sense of humor now I fucking suck at being a true Wattpad crackhead =(
Anyways I don't remember exactly how I wrote the comment so I'm taking what I remember and making it longer for this chapter.
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My mom: Cassidy is addicted to chicken nuggets..she claims to be one and when we try to tell her she isn't well..she gets very upset.
My dad: *Is eating a hamburger*
Cameraman: Sir please tell us about your daughter's issues
My dad: She says she's a uh chicken nugget *drinks a beer* Cassidy's a good kid tho
My Brother: She a hoe- *looks at a girl walking by* Oooh who's she~~
Cameraman: Sir plea-
My brother: *runs up to the girl* Hey girl, you come here often *gets a "little" too close*
Cameraman: Oh God, someone call security
My brother: *chases after the girl as she frantically runs* GIRL WAIT!!! WHAT'S YO NAME????
Security: *runs after him*
Girl: *pepper sprays my brother*
My brother:¿¡¿¡¿CÓMO PUDISTE HACERME ESTO A MÍ?!?!? BEBÉ, ¡PENSÉ QUE TENÍAMOS ALGO ESPECIAL! OH VEN EN IM CALIENTE !!!
Security: *grabs him*
My brother: I KNOW THAT I CAN TREAT YOU BETTERRRR-
My mom: *throws her chancla at him from across the room*
Dr. Phil: *looks at camera* I think this whole family needs help
Me: Dude, I have ten more siblings at home
Cameraman: *faints*
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The end
