So, if you've read my bio you know that I accidentally swallowed a penny and this is the story of how it happened.
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It was a disgusting Sunday afternoon. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and the flowers were blooming.
My bitch of a cat was high because she had too much catnip and my dog was eating my boyfriend's food that he left on my table.
Everything was normal.
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But as I was listening to Billie Eyelash my younger brother threw a penny at me. It hit my forehead and that shit hurted. Instead of beating him with my shoes (le chancla) I had a talk with him. It went like this,
Me: What the fuck was that for you little shit?!
Him: I was trying to get your attention but you weren't listing
Me: Get your ass over here!
Him: NO
Me: -stands up- What?!
Him: YOU'RE GONNA HIT ME
Me: Yeah I am so you can either get your ass over here or run!!
Him: YOU CAN'T HIT ME YOU'RE NOT MOM
Me: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Him: -picks up another penny while crying-
Me: Suck it up buttercup!
Him: SHUT UP
Me: -throws chancla-
Him: OWWWWWWWWW -le cri- I'M TELLING MOOM -runs away-
Me: GOOD I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I went back on the couch and laid down because I'm a lazy piece of shit. Somehow when I was about to take a nap the penny fell in my mouth..I accidentally swallowed it. The pain was horrible.
I tried drinking water but nothing worked. I wasn't choking either so I just decided to cry and watch anime.
I think that the penny is still in my stomach.
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The End
