Fall of The Chicken Nugget Gods

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The nugget gods ruled for three long decades but they didn't know that the clowns were planning a rebellion during those decades.
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Ronald 1: Okay mcfuckers ROOOLE CALL

Ronald 3: Sit the mcfuck down dude!

Ronald 2: Yeah man just tell us the mcfucking plan or else Ima head out

Ronald 1: Ugh y'all are soooo boring! Ronald 6 go over my mcperfect plan.

Ronald 7: Don't you mean, mcshitty plan?

Ronald 5: WORD

Ronald 1: NO IT'S MCPERFECT NOW SHUT THE MCHELL UP BEFORE I SHOVE A BIG MAC UP YOUR MCFUCKING MCASS YOU MCDICK

Ronald 10: -gay silence-

Ronald 9: -silent gay anger-

Ronald 8: That's rape

Ronald 7: Yeah Ronald 1..if anything you should do that to Ronald 10 and 9 because they are gay for each other anyways

Ronald 5: WORD

Ronald 1: RONALD 6 GO OVER THE MCFUCKING PLAN

Ronald 6: Yes sir. So, Ronald 9 and 10 are going to distract the nugget gods buy wearing rainbow hooker costumes and twerking to, "Bitch Lasagna".

Ronald 9: NO WAY

Ronald 10: THAT'S GAY

Ronald 7: Puhlease y'all been gay!

Ronald 5: WORD

Ronald 6: Ronald 8 and 7 will work with Ronald 5 and I to get the chicken race to join us in the rebellion.

Ronald 7: Aw hell no! THAT JOB IS FOR PUSSIES

Ronald 5: WORD

Ronald 3: Guys we are going to war anyways

Ronald 6: Ronald 3, 2, and 1 are going to get the weapons ready.

Ronald 1: -evil mclaughter-

-Le Timeskip-

The Ronalds and chicken race were fighting side by side against the nugget gods. Ketchup was being spilled and many chickens died.

The Ronalds won but they lost an important member.
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Befor Crispo was defeated he stabbed Ronald 5 and the poor clown was down.

Ronald 7: Noooooooooo 5!!!

The clowns gathered around Ronald 5 as Ronald 7 cried tears of sauce.

Ronald 9 and 10 brought 5 into the restaurant and allowed 7 to say his goodbyes.

Ronald 7: Don't leave me bro

Ronald 5: Word...

Ronald 7: DON'T SAY THAT! YOU AREN'T DYING

Ronald 5: word

Ronald 7: Is that true?

Ronald 5: -nods-

Ronald 7: Well if that really is true..I have to admit something to you.

Ronald 5: W-word?

Ronald 7: I-I know we called 9 and 10 homo's but..I-

Ronald 5: Word..?

Ronald 7: I AM A HOMOOOO

Ronald 5: Word..

Ronald 7: How did you know?

Ronald 5: Word..word..w-word..

Ronald 7: You're gay for me? And it's not a bromance with extra bromo?

Ronald 5: Word..

Ronald 7: I love you too ='(

Ronald 5: word....

Ronald 7: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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To be continued

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