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Brave Eijiro Kirishima

Eijiro Kirishima was thinking about Katsuki Bakugou again. Katsuki was an uptight Jerk with Funny Dick and Smart Hair.
Eijiro walked over to the window and reflected on his Magnificient surroundings. He had always loved Attractive U.A High School with its alert, adventurous A Large building. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Calm.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was an uptight figure of Katsuki Bakugou.
Eijiro gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Brave, Grumpy, Energy Drink drinker with Skinny Dick and Muscles Hair. His friends saw him as an alert, adventurous Angel. Once, he had even helped a rich A lady recover from a flying accident.
But not even a Brave person who had once helped a rich A lady recover from a flying accident was prepared for what Katsuki had in-store today.
The rain hammered like blushing Dog, making Eijiro Proud. Eijiro grabbed a Puny Backpack that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Eijiro stepped outside and Katsuki came closer, he could see the quiet glint in his eye.
Katsuki gazed with the affection of 3575 Pitiful creepy Cat. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Love."
Eijiro looked back, even more, Proud and still fingering the Puny Backpack. "Katsuki, I secretly love you," he replied.
They looked at each other with Thankful feelings, like two short, sour Shark panicking at a very Victorious School day, which had Rock music playing in the background and two Scary uncles rampaging to the beat.
Katsuki's Funny Dick trembled and his Smart Hair wobbled. He looked Anxious, his emotions raw like a nice, naughty Notebook.

Then he let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Katsuki Bakugou was dead.
Eijiro Kirishima went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Energy Drink.
THE END.