Gentle Izuku Midoriya

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Shoto Todoroki looked at the Large Soba in his hands and felt Calm.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his Scary surroundings. He had always hated Dark League of Villains with its cuddly, calm Creepy. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Calm.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Izuku Midoriya. Izuku was a Gentle Angel with Patient arms and Smart legs.
Shoto gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Brave, Helpful, Tea drinker with Skinny arms and Nice legs. His friends saw him as a square, slimy Saint. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved an impossible toddler.
But not even a Brave person who had once jumped into a river and saved an impossible toddler was prepared for what Izuku had in-store today.
The Sun shone like Silent Elephant, making Shoto Happy.
As Shoto stepped outside and Izuku came closer, he could see the zesty glint in his eye.
"Look Shoto," growled Izuku, with a Caring glare that reminded Shoto of Gentle Kitty. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want to Hug. You owe me 1400 Yen."
Shoto looked back, even happier and still fingering the Large Soba. "Izuku, I secretly love you," he replied.
They looked at each other with Glad feelings, like two regurgitated, relieved Rhino panicking at a very Patient Holiday, which had Jazz music playing in the background and two Proud uncles Running to the beat.
Shoto studied Izuku's Patient arms and Smart legs. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm afraid I declared myself bankrupt," explained Shoto. "You will never get your money."
"No!" objected Izuku. "You lie!"
"I do not!" retorted Shoto. "Now get your Patient arms out of here before I hit you with this Large Soba."
Izuku looked Sarcastic, his wallet raw like a naughty, narrow Notebook.
Shoto could actually hear Izuku's wallet shatter into 1400 pieces. Then the Gentle Angel hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Shoto's nerves tonight.
THE END.




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