NCT Dream Chatroom

Chatroom #8

PROTEC: who the fuck was in my FUCKING ANIMAL CRACKERS.

EyEsmiley: I vote haechan and his FAT ASS MOUTH.

#1squAre: I will rip your fucking sleeve less shirts you FUCKING RAGGEDY ASS APE.

SCREECH!: why is everyone so angry.

PROTEC: I JUST WANNA KNOW SO I CAN SAVE EVERYONE FROM THE BLOODSHED .

Squishy: why can I hear what face he's making.

SlimSl(Th)ick: you can what now.

Squishy: don't judge me I have my reasons.

EyEsmiley: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK IT WAS BECAUSE THAT PERSON SEEMS TO ALWAYS DO SHIT WITHOUT ASKING.

#1squAre: So why the fuck are you blaming me when I have nothing to do with what happened between you and you STUPID CRUSH.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: why is everyone so damn angry.

EyEsmiley: this asshole ruined everything.

#1squAre: I didn't do shit so stop FUCKING BLAMING ME.

SCREECH!: and why is it that after every curse word it's in all caps.

Squishy: so what is this actually about.

SlimSl(Th)ick: why are you just blaming haechan.

EyEsmiley: I'm not saying anything.

EyEsmiley has left the chat.

#1squAre: I'm not saying anything either.

#1squAre has left the chat.

SlimSl(Th)ick: well I'm gonna find out what's going on so peace 😗✌

SCREECH!: me too 😗✌

SlimSl(Th)ick and SCREECH! have left the chat.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: why are they like this.

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Squishy: I guess this calls for me dos 😗✌

PROTEC: I just wanted more cookies ╥﹏╥.

Squishy: awe junnie I'll buy you more cookies.

PROTEC: yay!!! ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

PROTEC: I'll be ready in 10.

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Squishy: I don't even have money.

Squishy: almost forgot. 😗✌

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Squishy: I have come to the conclusion that renjun is a 40 year old man.

PROTEC: not with these looks sweet heart.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: and you think this because...

Squishy: because this boy was looking for the cookies right.

Squishy: THE FUCKING BAG was right in front of him like at his eye level but this boy was looking every where but the damn shelve that was at his eye level.

Squishy: so I'm like "renjun can you open your damn eyes" He goes "I am godda- oh shit wait these are not them- oh nvm yeah they are."

PROTEC: And how does that make me an old man exactly.

Squishy: when we went up to pay the boy tried paying with his money and pulled out coins.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: what's wrong with coins i do that.

SCREECH!: OF course you do fucking grandma

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: grandpa*

SCREECH!: nope

Squishy: pennies.

PROTEC: i-

SlimSl(Th)ick: your in trouble now jaemin.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: I can hear him getting his from outside.

SCREECH!: What are you doing outside.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: to get fresh are.

SlimSl(Th)ick: i-

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable:i lost haechan and he seemed really mad he just won't tell me what's wrong.

Squishy: ok I'm free but isjbdhevs

SCREECH! :I'm sure he'll turn up hyung don't stress.

SlimSl(Th)ick: how did he even send that message if he was getting attacked.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: ik he will but I just wanna know what is wrong.

SlimSl(Th)ick: is no one gonna answer me.

SCREECH!: whatever was going on  with jeno hyung and haechan hyung must have been serious.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: yeah I know I've never seen haechan this mad and jeno.

SlimSl(Th)ick: and that's why I ate renjuns cookies.

PROTEC: WHATTT?! ? ?

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: at least not as mad as renjun.

SlimSl(Th)ick: OUT OF ALL THE MESSAGES YOU COULD HAVE SEEN YOU JUST DECIDED TO SEE MINE INSTANTLY.

PROTEC: you what now?! ? !! ? !

SlimSl(Th)ick: grandpa I need you to calm down please.

PROTEC: grandpa?!? ?now your really gonna get it

SlimSl(Th)ick: no I skdbejsbbd.

Squishy: well now his questions have been answered. And he even put a period.

SCREECH!: yet here we are.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: I'll be out for a while peace.

SCREECH! : bye hyung.

Squishy: bye markus.

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable: o-okay. . .

AbsolutelyfullyfuckingCapable has left the chat.

Squishy: it's nice to hear someone else get beat instead of me.

PROTEC: you wanna go again 😈

Squishy: no and why are you so violent.

Squishy: OI AAAAAAAAHHHHHH-.

SCREECH!: he even put a period to lol.

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SlimSl(Th)ick: hey chenle why weren't you outside, i waited for you, what did you wanna talk about.

SlimSl(Th)ick: chenle.

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It's been a while y'all I'm sorry I lost so much inspiration and I had a chapter written for 8 but it was deleted. Ill try to post more often guys I really am sorry.

Check out my new book.

It's a txt book heh.

Bye bye 👋