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Chapta 2

We keep talking for about an hour and then she tells me she has to go, we exchange our " I love yous" and then she hangs up.

After she has hung up I decide to see if my friend, his name is SandMan, still wants to play some games.

He answers after about 6 rings and he asks " what should we play?" I tell him lets play some Dayz and SHREKT some noobs. We both get on and start playing.

Dayz is a apocalyptic survival game that is realistic as shit.

We meet up and decide to camp some building, Sandman says " I have to take a piss, I'll be back"

I too have to take a leak but I tell him " make it quick I have to take a leak like no other"

He returns and I tell him " if shit goes down I have my headset volume all the way up so start screaming and shooting and I'll be able to hear it."

I quickly rush off to relive my bladder. I am back within 30 seconds, yes mutherfucker I can piss in that time, anytime of day every time.

But I return to a black screen and the words " you are unconscious" and Sandman screaming that we are being held up, I finally awake and see the man looking at sandman and telling him to "bend over" as he holds a rotten zucchini.

I quickly press the space bar and hold w( space to raise my fists and w to move forward)

I yell " I'm the one hitta qwittah" and knock that mofo out cold for the count.

Sandman rises up and pulls out his 357 revolver and shoots the man in the head.

In the chat I put "dead as hell boiii."