How to drown an alligator inside of an shark

Chapter 7

When I awake, I look at my phone to see if Ellie had text me.

I look at the message, it says " Hey baby I hope you are feeling okay and all, sleep good and I don't want to disrupt your sleep."

Of course I had just woken up so I was still a little bit tired.

I can't go back to sleep so I respond with "hey, would my princess like to talk soon??"

Within 5 minutes she replies with "yes, right now if you can" and I tell her "yeah."

My computer was just asleep so I wiggle the mouse and it wakes up, the skype window is already open on my second monitor.

I look at my main monitor and the skype call notification pops up.

I press answer and I hear her wonderful voice.

We talk for sometime and she ask me how my night was. I tell her "it was okay except for when I almost ran into a guy."

She ask if everything is okay. I begin to tell her the story of what happened.

I was pulling out of the drive way of a family friend, I had plowed their driveway, and it looked all clear so I pushed on the pedal.

Some retard was driving without his lights on and we almost crashed, If I wouldn't have quickly reacted by setting the blade down and throwing it in reverse real quick, the snow plow would've ate that little ricer.