I hear a noise in my house, I tell Sandman "if you hear a loud noise I shot some cunt in my house."
I run to my parents room and unlock the gun safe, I quickly grab my 12guage and 3 buckshot and 2 slugs.
I don't load the gun but hold a few shells in my hand.
I then begin to do a quick sweep of the second floor and when nothing comes up, I stand at the top of the stairs and yell " wrong house mutherfucker" and load the shotgun, I then pump it back once so they know I have a lethal weapon. ( a pump from a shotgun says gtfo in any language).
I then slowly creep down the stairs, I check all around my living room and then walk through the kitchen to the back room.
I peek into the laundry room and nothing turns up, I glance into the bathroom and the same outcome, I then look at the door handle of my dad's office, it's slowly turning side to side.
I shout " last chance or they gonna be cleaning you off my walls" and I hear " yo, dumbass it's me your dad."
In confuse ment I open the door to see him and I realize I'm point the barrel at him and quickly point it to the ground.
I then return the shotgun to the safe, emptied.
I return to my desk and tell Sandman all about the events.
I look at my phone to see a message from the bae and it says " hey I was wondering if I could come over?"
I tell sandman I have to go and I walk downstairs to my dad and ask if my girlfriend can come over.
He says she can and I tell her to text me when I need to go outside and meet her.
She does that very thing and she walks in my house shivering, I motion to go stand by the fire for a bit.
I then tell her of she's still cold we can go to my room and cuddle in my bed.
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How to drown an alligator inside of an shark
RandomI'm sorry in advance if anything offends you or you can't understand my spelling or grammar. This book is somewhat romantic and shit but like idk, this is my first book and I know it sucks. But anyways I hope you enjoy it and get something out of it