British Man Baby (Avengers React Part 1)

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Chapter: Avengers React to Homecoming Bloopers 

Summary: The New Avengers, Ex-Avengers, are given a disk labelled with Peter's name. Hilarity ensues and Tony and Steve have a mini scream fest.

Characters/Relationships: Ex-Stony, Ironstrange, Spiderson and Irondad, 

A/N: I thought this would be a funny thing to write about and add some humor and drama into the book with this mini series.

"Hey Tony!" Rhodey called from the farther side of the living room.

"What?!" He questioned back disturbing the Rouges while they were eating. Steve sighed knowing he wouldn't listen to his attempt at making the billionaire to be quieter. He just stared at the two males.

"Why does this case have the kids name on it?" He asked approaching the genius.

"What?" Tony asked confused, grabbing it from Rhodey's hand.

"Yeah. I don't know what else would have the name 'Peter' written on it." Rhodey chuckled, and held a fond look on his face.

Natasha perked up at the worry in the boys' tones. She has heard of Peter before. He was Tony's intern, Rhodey had let it slip once when he asked how he was doing one dinner. Tony was pissed but answered the male with a simple sentence that had disturbed the Rouges. "Kid hasn't been shot yet so I think he's pretty good' causing the table to be quiet and a laugh erupted from both men. 

Natasha was slightly shaken at the sentence but quickly started eating again. She had since then wanted to meet this Peter person. He seemed to have influenced Tony for the better. He started doing his work on time, going to meetings that Rhodey had declared important, and not drinking alcohol instead turning to sodas and thing like that. 

Steve noticed his worry light up like a match. He seemed more worried than he is about the Rouges. Steve felt a pang in his chest at the though of Tony moving on. They were together for 5 years, and Tony just ended their relationship. Though he had a reason, Steve still believes that Tony is just denying his feelings to him. 

"Sir, I hate to interrupt, but May Parker is on the phone." FRIDAY spoke though the common room 

"Connect her to my personal phone Fri!" Tony said walking into another room to continue their conversation.

"Who's May Parker?" Sam asked

"That's Peter's Aunt. She's great. Tony only listens to her since she is like another Pepper." Rhodey said crossing his arms.

"So he knows his parents too?" Clint spoke back with a bored tone.

"Nope, kids parents died when he was younger, left with his aunt and uncle since he was four." Rhodey explained

"Is he ever upset by it?" Bucky asked 

"No? I mean he makes orphan jokes all the time, first time he made one I thought he needed a therapist." Rhodey smiles at the memory. 

At the same time the elevator rang signaling someone had entered the common room. A kid walked into the kitchen with messy curly hair, headphones in, a sweatshirt that was clearly Tony's considering it said MIT on the front. 

"Hey, Uncle Rhodey! You know where dad is?" He asked not looking up from his phone.

"Yeah he's talking to your aunt, but something came in for you." Rhodey stated

"I never ordered anything..." He trailed off looking up, and froze

Steve seemed to be shocked by the big brown doe eyes the kid possessed. Natasha was already trying to break down the kid to see if he was a threat to anyone, she ended up empty handed. Wanda and Clint stared at the kid intensely. 

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