Chapter 20: I need to get to the camp pt.3

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<Canada's bedroom>

"Russia.Russia. Russia, pay attention!" Canada yelled running out of patience and tapped the notebook with his finger, "You've been daydreaming too much, can you place your focus on this lesson, just where is your mind wondering off too?"

Russia sighed for the 74857439598 times and aggressively threw his head on the notebook, and hit it a couple of times. "I ca ha han't.... I'm a balbes, I hate myself..." he cried muttering under his notebook, Canada snorted in response and closed the books and notebooks beside them, "Okay, maybe..we can take a break. You want any snacks or drinks?" he asked and immediately got Russias attention, "that'd be awesome, I'd love to chew on something right about now," He shrugged and slid down from the chair to the floor and fell on his head. "The ground is cold, so I'm going to chill my brain for a bit if that's okay..."

Canada shrugged and stood up to get the snacks and went out the door leaving Russia there alone.

He laid there smiling while smoke formed from is head and suddenly his peace was disturbed when his phone started vibrating on the table. He groaned and sheepishly stood up and picked up his phone to see that it was his dad on the other end, he wondered why he'd call when he almost never calls and texts instead, he hummed and picked it up

"Alo, da pap?" he started. "Not even a hello." his dad sighed from the other line, "that's not how I thought I raise you," Russia rolled is eyes, it was just common for them to greet like that since they saw each other just this morning, but if he didn't want to upset his dad he would have to do what he's told, "privet pap, что случилось, почему звонишь..?" (what happened, why are you calling?)

His father coughed clearing his throat, "I have a meeting to attend to this Friday and I'll be gone for a couple of weeks" rustling noises coming from his side of the phone," and since your going to be in college this Monday I sent the kids to Afghanistan to take care of them, and I hope you're going to college this Monday because if not I'll send you to Afghan with the others."

He secretly smiled from ear to ear and answered excitedly, "No, no I'll go to college, have a good week pap." "Пока пока." and hung up. "Okay, see you later son. I left the key under the mat, come home soon." 

Russia froze in place for a bit smiling like crazy, 'I'm- I'm going to be alone at home...for a couple of daaaaaaaayyyyys!!!!!!' (I mean I'd be happy even if it's for like 3 days, it's Thursday in their time so there's only three days till it's Monday, then, of course, he'd have to stay in the dorm, sad I know,,)

He hopped in his spot overjoyed by the news and shouted, "YEEEES BLYAT!!" he squealed and oh seaweed, oh seaweed danced~  and while he was so busy dancing forgetting the phone in his hand, and WHOOoooop---- went the phone flying from his hand and into the aquarium.  Rip Russia. "Oh shiiiiit!!" he gasped realizing his phone missing from his hand turned around to see it perfectly landed inside the aquarium and swam around with the fish. 

"Looks like the fun just ended,," he cried mentally. And came in Canada, "I brought gummy bear cookies-....what are you looking at like that?" he shifted to the left a bit and saw him staring at the fish tank like- No, oh fuch no. Then one of his fish showed up from the corner and he hummed understanding what was going on, "Your looking at my bubble eye goldfish right? yeah, it looks a bit funny- 

(and the bubble eye goldfish be like- 

(and the bubble eye goldfish be like- 

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I'll call him dope eyes; gaspu.) 

"No, it's my phone..." he sniffled, "I dropped it in the aquarium...."

"Oh," and hissed knowing he left it open earlier and forgot to close it. "don't worry Russ, I'll get it for you, maybe it's still working. As soon as I get it out we'll put it in a rice bag and it should be working just fine later!" he said and rushed downstairs again, probably to the kitchen, leaving the tray with cookies on the table in his room. 


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<America's Pov>  

When Neth didn't stop clinging, Indo just decided to continue doing what he was doing but also couldn't because he would need to bend and pick up the branches, and just in about a few tries he was turning more and more red and eventually gave up trying, "Neth can you...s-stop clinging" 

The other bunch were looking at how they were being all Uh huh hu~~~~ sorta thing.

I smirked and cleared my throat, "hey Indo," I called, and he turned to me, Neth still clinging to him, "If you had a chance to butt kick and throw Netherland into this river, would you for 20 bucks, but like--really kick him hard right on the butt?" 

"No, why would I- AHHhhhhhhhhng!! \\\\\" he moaned and immediately covered his mouth and pulled away Neths hand from his 'lower part' and pushed him away. 

"Yup, that's what I expected.." I smiled devilishly at the sight and watched it all godown. 

Neth was furious at him for doing that in public in front of his friends and Neth, on the other hand, was surprised at what he had done himself, he stood there didn't even understand what just happened. Indo clenched his fists and stomped towards him dragging him to the river,

"No wait! Indo I'm sorry!!!! I didn't mean it,,," 

but Indo was probably too embarrassed to even listen so he shoved him to the front and naruto kicked him into the water. He went through the air and BOOf splashed into the water, and Indo was still pretty pissed since he was breathing heavily and slowly his blush was fading but not his anger. 

Then he swoosh turned around and walked up to me, I even flinched, who knows, maybe he knew I knew what was going to happen and didn't tell him, that's why he might be angry at me too.

"Hand me my 20 bucks." he straight out said and pulled out his hand. I stuttered but then quickly pulled out the promised prize and handed it to him, "You earned it buddy" I giggled.

"Hmph" he huffed and pouted, and pulled out his tongue towards the direction Neth was swimming to shore, he looked like he was about to cry, poor guy really, and Indo just ignored and walked away-----

When I meant 'at a cost' i meant my money honestly, I didn't even have in mind anything to do with them and their relationship. 



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I'm laughing at what I'm writing myself,,

I'm feeling sorry for Neth,,,, HHhhhhhhh nope lol   

Oh My god I almost forgot, thank you so much for 10K! you guys and your funny comments,  I wovie you.

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