Sleepy: Sup new friend. I'm running from the cops? Or someone else?
Tape_Dude: Bakugo is after you. R U N
B I T C H !
Pika: That's Sero. But run Renay. He's breaking in to dorms looking for you.
Tapey: He's threatening to kick your ass.
Sleepy: I'm at a café? I think I'm fine. Plus I have a hero with me so
Pika:
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What hero?
Sleepy: Some old dude with an ice beard?? He seen me use my quirk to help refill an old lady's water pan ... He said I'd be a great wife for his son? . . . I'm sharing location. Get me outta here.!
Sleepy has started to share her location.
Tapey: We're sending Bakugo, Todoroki and Midoriya. ... Todoroki wanted to hit you with a block of ice, Bakugo wants to kill you, and Midoriya wanted his autograph. ... Good luck.
______real life______
"Miss Oscuridad, you said you were interested in biology?" The ice guy asked.
"Sir, I never said that. I said I like Psychology." I responded politely.
"Ahh. My mistake. My son would love you. He's quite the boy. But he's very stubborn. You see, my dilemma is he refuses to use his ice quirk. The one he inherited from me." The man explained, sighing.
"That is quite the problem sir." I said reassuringly.
"YOU INSOMNIAC LITTLE BITCH!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! NOW!" I never thought I'd be so happy to be yelled at. Especially by Kacchan.
"That would be my friends. I must leave now. But it was great meeting you." I lied.
"A pleasure to meet you as well, Ms. Oscuridad." We stood up, shook hands then i left.
I hugged the three boys waiting for me. On the brink of tears.
"Fucking thanks. I'm pretty sure he would have kidnapped me, or bribed my parents to make me marry his son." I whispered to Bakugo,who was in my death grip, seeing as I was still unsure who the other two were.
"Yada yada. Lemme go." He shrugged off, trying to get out of my iron grip.
"Never. You're like a Pomeranian." I giggled. "YOU'RE A PEPPERMINT!, AND YOU LOOK LIKE BROCCOLI!!"
"Shut the fuck up." Kacchan sighed. "Extras, this sleep deprived, caffeine addicted, little ball of energy, is Renay Oscuridad. Our online friend."
"HIII! Kacchan, I wanna go home. But no way in hell I'm letting you know my dorm number. So," I turned to the other boys, deciding the one glaring at me was no good, I gave puppy eyes to the green haired kid. "Mr. Broccoli, will you walk me to my dorm? Please."
"She's like a little kid." The peppermint guy said.
I paid him no mind and kept using my puppy eyes on the broccoli guy. The broccoli guy broke and agreed.
So I got to my dorm safe, sound, and with all limbs attached.
Time to binge watch my new favorite series instead of sleep.
