MEME QUEEN (BNHA OC TEXTFIC)

Day with Peppermint

"Wake up. You got school." Came a voice from the outside of my door.

"Jokes on you, I haven't been to sleep in a week." Renay snarked.

"Not the wisest thing to say to your sensei. Midnight release the fumes." Was the last thing she heard before blacking out.

Later

"Wake up." Peppermint boy demanded.

"The fuck am I?" I asked, sitting up on a bench.

"The mall bitch. Let's go shopping. The rest of the class abandoned us because we fell asleep." Todoroki (ik it's not Cannon but it's funny) shrugged, pulling out a credit card.

"Bet bitch." I pulled out my uncle's credit card. He was an ass to my mom when they were younger, he tried to make up for it, it didn't work and I got the card.

"Where to, you insomniac?" He asked.

"Build-a-bear." I replied, no hesitation.

"Then we'll get cold soba." He grinned.

We went to build-a-bear and he grabbed a faded blue color and I grabbed a red and white peppermint color. Yes, we really just got matching build-a-bears. I put the half-white-half-red one in a hero outfit and bought it some blue and orange gloves. He put his in PJs, and bought it a bed. I named mine 'peppermint', he named his 'insomniac'.

"Really funny." I commented to him, as we paid.

"Yeah I know. Same to you though." He smirked.

We then went and grabbed food, before heading to Hot Topic.

"Peppermint, why are we here?" I asked

"I needed more chains, my other ones are starting to rust." He replied, making me gasp.

"You're an E-boy! I fucking knew it!" I screeched. I started dancing, causing people to stare at me.

"Wrong." He interrupted my dancing. "I'm buying it so no one can steal my wallet. The one with the credit cards." He said, crushing my hopes and dreams.

I frowned, but followed him into the store. He bought his chain, then we left and he took us to Clair's. (Not Cannon but funny)

"We're getting our ears pierced. You can't stop it. I'm getting my right ear, and you pick an ear." He jabbered.

"Left?" I said confused.

We sat on chairs, I got a pure gold and emerald earring, he got a silver and blue earring. (In this universe I'm just gonna say like 2 weeks before you can change earrings, even though it's longer!)

"Now lets-" Todoroki started, only to be cut off by a 'ping' noise from his phone.

Deku:
Guys. Renay and
Todoroki are missing

Explodo:
We're fucked.

RockyRoad:
Todoroki probably
bought the mall
by now, and Renay
probably killed
someone!!

"Hey that's not a bad idea! Wanna buy the mall?" I asked.

"Nah, too much work." He responded. "Murder is still illegal too."

"Damn, you right." I grinned, asking. "How about we go dress like E-kids? Let's fuck with our friends!"

"That sounds inappropriate." He started.

"Mess with our friends." I said quickly.

"Sure." He smirked.

Not even an hour later

"There you Todo- what the actual fuck." Denki exclaimed.

Todoroki was wearing heavy dark eyeshadow, along with black ripped jeans, with a black and white long-sleeve, horizontal-striped shirt tucked in. He now has a ear cuff (the ones from hot topic lol), a nose ring and a light blue beanie. He was still holding his build-a-bear box.

"Wh-where's Renay, Todoroki?" Deku asked.

I came out with a bubble-gum pink wig over my actual hair. I wore a dark maroon and dark grey striped long sleeve shirt, a black knee length skirt, fishnet tights. I had a fake eyebrow piercing and had on maroon makeup, and a black beanie. I was holding the Clair's bag and build-a-bear box.

"You called." I asked as monotoned as possible, causing my burgundy lipstick to peel a bit.

"What the heck?" Uraraka asked.

I popped my gum. "What?"

On the way to the dorms
Like 9pm so Bakugo is grouchy
3rd pov

"Never, leaving those two alone again. Never." Bakugo seethed, gripping the steering wheel, looking at the now sleeping culprits.

They changed back into their normal clothes, Renay wearing an oversized sweater, blue jeans, and no makeup, she snuggled into Todoroki, holding her new stuffed animal. Todoroki wore a turtle neck sweater and khaki shorts, holding said girl and his stuffed animal.

"Agreed on that Bakubro." Kirishima said, causing Bakugo to smirk. Everyone else was in the backseats, asleep.

"Wait. Are you even old enough to be driving?" Kirishima asked.

"What the police don't know, won't hurt them. Besides, we're at the dorms safely now, aren't we." Bakugo winked at Kirishima, causing the red haired boy to blush.

"I guess. Now let's get them up." Kirishima said, covering his blush.

"I got just the thing." Bakugo proceeded to slam on his breaks. "Break check!"

Almost everyone woke up except Renay, Deku, Jiro, and Sato.

"Not it on waking Renay." Mina called out immediately when she realized they were at the dorms. Sato and Jirou woke up because of her yelling, Toru came up with a solution.

"Todoroki grab Midoriya, and Tokoyami will grab Renay. He has the best defense for a brutal attack, seeing as it is dark."

Everyone agreed, so they went inside, Todoroki and Tokoyami putting the two students in their proper rooms, before going to bed.

Eat food and drink
water hoes or I'll
steal your UwUs
AND OwOs
~Author