They are all ages up and class 1A are now pro heros! (They're 21+)
"Renay. Why in the actual fuck do you have mistletoe up?" Bakugo asked Renay who was chilling on top of her fridge.
"Wait, I asked for mistle-toe. Not that flower thing." Renay frowned, taking the mistletoe down and putting this up instead
"Better." She grinned. A floating santa hat/dress climbed up the fridge and hugged her.
"Renay! It so good to- wtf is that." The girl cut herself off.
"It's clearly a kiss under the mistletoe." Renay said with a duh voice.
"This is why you don't have friends." The girl said, hopping down, then walked away.
"Well how's your spouse Bakago(lol)"
Renay asked, butting into his personal life."Fuck off, twat." Bakugo said, he had recently visited England.
"Fine- BROCCOLI! CANADA! GLASSES! FLOATY!" Renay shouted at her favorite people! "CATCH B*TCHES!" She then proceeded to fling herself off the fridge, and in their way. They all stepped out of her way, letting her hit the floor with a thud.
"How much have you had to drink Renay?" Iida asked.
"Enough to numb the pain of that fall! Katsuki, bring me another cup of the vodka-tequila mix!" Renay jumped up, ready to chug more of the burning flavor.
"It's only 11:00 Renay, slow down. It's your 9th cup!" Bakugo said, giving her another cup. He had recently adopted a kid and has become more responsible.
"Never." The ever young insomniac yelled as she went to find her 'brother' Shinso.
"BROOOTTTHHHEEERR" she slured "THEY'RE BEING MEANIES!!"
"MEANIIIEEESSS!" An equally drunk Shinso slured.
"I am NOT taking them to their apartment (flat) this time." Denki exclaimed. Renay and Shinso being almost siblings, decided to split the rent and move in together, but there is no romantic attraction.
By the end of the night Renay ended up arrested because she decided to free the chimpanzees at the zoo, and the rest ended up drunk.
----Next Day----
"Can someone come bail be out please? I got arrested." Renay asked using her one phone call to call Shinso.
"Fine I'm coming."
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