While writing this, the song 'It's been a long, long time,' by Harry James (aka the song at the end of Endgame with Steve and Peggy) and I'm not okay :(
Update: 'Ironman,' by Black Sabbath came on. However the beginning of the song goes "I am Ironman," and now I wanna cry. But... the song is pretty epic overall. Rate 10/10 and some tears.
Third Person P.O.V
It was a normal day in the Avengers' Tower. Clint and Natasha training. Steve, Sam, and Bucky on a run. Thor and Bruce were on a date. Wanda was trying to teach Vision how to cook. Loki and Stephen arguing over who's the better sorcerer, along with Tony trying to assure them they're both amazing, which only leads to them snapping at him to stay out of it.
Then there's young Peter Parker, who is doing what any Gen Z kid should be doing...
"Renegade, renegade, renegade- my hips don't move like that, Charli!"
"Hey Ned, we in the ghetto! Ratatata! Ratatata! AH!"
"Ned, have you changed your profile picture to LEGO Star Wars, yet?"
"I wish I could get drafted Ned, imagine all the fun the other Gen Z kids are gonna have doing Renegade instead of throwing grenades. What do you mean if I went then I wouldn't be able to go to Mike Pence's summer camp?! I'm not gay!"
"Alright, I'll call you again later. See ya, Ned."
Peter turned off his phone and laid it on his chest as he stared at the ceiling, bored out of his mind.
Suddenly the door opened and Peter turned his head to see his dad, Tony, walk in with a sheepish grin.
"What's up, Dad?" Peter asked, noticing the awkward demeanor.
Tony rubbed the back of his neck and chuckled, "Stephen and Loki yelled at me..."
Peter laughed, "Told you they'd do that."
Tony rolled his eyes with a smile, "What have you been up to, kid?"
Peter shrugged as he sat up from bed, "I just got off a call with Ned. I was scrolling through TikTok earlier, though."
Tony raised a brow, "Tik... Tok? Like a clock? What's that?"
"It's kind of hard to explain. The best way I can describe it is imagine millions of me, all making the same type of jokes, and having messed up senses of humor." Peter explained.
Tony shuddered, "That's... terrifying. Not that I don't love ya, kid. Cause I do, more than anything. But I don't think I could handle millions of you. That sounds like a headache in the making."
Peter laughed, "Ok, boomer."
Tony tilted his head, "Ok... boomer..?"
Peter sighed, "Are you busy?"
Tony shook his head making Peter smile.
"Good, because I'm going to teach you everything you need to learn about Gen Z culture."
Tony's face paled, "Uh... actually, I have a... thing."
Peter shook his, "Nope. Not gonna work. Everyone who you talk to are busy. So you're stuck with me."
Tony sighed and walked further into the room, accepting his defeat.
"Come on, Dad, it'll be fun. I promise."
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"So now that we've finished with Vine, we now move on to TikTok." Peter declared.
Tony looked like he was about to pass out. It's not that he isn't use to learning a lot of information at once, it's the fact that it was all so stupid.
