Nanbaka One Shots [DISCONTINUED]

Uno x Inmate! Reader - You Little-

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I hope this lives up to your expectations!
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You gritted your teeth you couldn't believe this was happening.

"Don't pull this shit Uno, not after all we've been through..." You plead looking into his eyes.

He smiles evilly not breaking eye contact with you. Your lip quivers, he couldn't do this. You guys have dated for so long, basically two peas in a pod.

Not breaking eye contact he opens his mouth, saying the words that you hoped you'd never hear from him,

"Draw four."

You growl, "That's it! Uno I'm taking away your rights!" You lunge towards him reaching for his throat.

He scrambles away, standing up he starts running away from you.

You stand up quickly an evil look in your eye, "IT'S A SMALL ROOM BABY~ CAN'T RUN AWAY FOR LONG!"

You start to run after him, but before you do you pick up his cards and sneak a quick look at them. You then set them back down and take off running after Uno.

He's nowhere in site, you start looking throughout every corner in the game room. He isn't going to escape you that easily.

Meanwhile, Honey lets out an annoyed sigh. His hair sticking up as per usual.

"Do you guys have to be so annoyingly loud?!" He screams turning over his shoulder to look at you.

You stare at him dead in the eye and stick your tongue out, "You wish you could have what Uno and I have~"

You cackle and continue looking for him. You scan your eyes around the room and see a small piece of pink and yellow hair sticking out from under one of the machines.

You smirk pretending to ignore the hair. In a teasing manner you start walking around the machine Uno is hiding under.

"Hmm," you say in a teasing manner, "I wonder where my handsome boyfriend has gone?"

In a blink of an eye you dive under the machine Uno is in and straddle him with your thighs on either side of him.

"Found ya," you smile.

His face turns red as he smiles mischievously, "Babe, if you wanted me right now right here all you had to do was say so!"

Your face becomes flushed as you quickly get off of him.

"Nuh uh, there's gotta be enough room for a God between us, we respect all religions in this household," you say walking away and holding your hands together in prayer.

Uno quickly runs after you, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. You lean in closer to him allowing him to embrace you more.

Rock puts on a deadpan face, "What about all that talk with enough room for a God?"

You shrug, "Eh it's a very tiny non existent God." You snuggle closer to Uno saying those words. You both sit down on the couch.

Upa covers his eyes, "Really? In front of my salad?"

Jyugo raises an eyebrow, "But you don't have a salad in front of you?"

You and Uno face palm in sync. That's what I'd call couple goals.

You nudge your boyfriend and look up at him giving him a playful smile.

"Wanna continue playing the game Uno?"

"Which game?" He smirks.

An angry mark appears on your forehead, "Are you so unoriginal that you have to make that joke every time I or some else says the word, 'Uno,' I love you very much but you are an absolute meat head, and you know what else pisses me off?! The fact that bar code scanners only scan with the white spot-"

You were silenced from a kiss from Uno. You close your eyes and slowly kiss back. Then you pull apart, your cheeks slightly flushed.

He smiles, "At least that got you to shut up!"

Oh no

You slowly start to raise your voice, "A quien estas diciendo shut up tu? A mi me estas diciENDO SHUT UP?" (If you know where that's from I love you)

Uno swear drops, "Uh? Sí?"

Let's just say a lot of ass kicking ensued that hour.

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I rushed at the end i'm so sorry 😭 it's pretty bad lol