Nanbaka One Shots [DISCONTINUED]

Honey x Inmate! Reader x Trois - Undergarment Colors

Well just call me the scum of the earth. I'm so sorry this took so long (procrastination, am I right?)
ZenitZero 

I hope this lives up to your request! If not I'm super sorry!

(The reader is not given a gender, however, I do mentions tiddies and a bra strap, so it is implied that the reader is female)

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"M-"

You inhale sharply, "Don't you even think about asking me what color my undergarments are."

You turn to face away from the two pretty boys in your cell. You woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or should I say sleeping mat, this morning. Even the slightest noise made you want to commit tax evasion, but instead of tax evasion, it's murder.

Trois looks at you tilting his head to the side, "Is there something the matter-"

"No no no no!" You stand up and laugh, over-exaggerating your actions, "everything is just cherries on top!" 

You put on a fake smile, "It's totally not like we are in a prison in the middle of the ocean or anything. And it's not like I'm in a cell with TWO HIGH-CLASS PERVERTS!" You finish your sentence yelling and sitting back down.

You cross your arms and put on a pouty face as you look away from the two high-class perverts.

Honey's hair sticks up into arrows, "Well aren't you just a bit-"

Suddenly, a pair of scissors fly across the room and an inch away from Honey's neck. He gulps as he turns around and looks at you.

You're holding another pair of scissors with an evil look in your eyes. The exact type of look that landed you in Nanba in the first place. 

Honey gulps and slides down a bit lower just to avoid getting hit by another one of your scissors. 

Trois sweatdrops, "Darling, how did you even get those scissors in the first place?"

You scoff, "By hakunaing my matatas that's how."

They both tilt their heads to the side. 

For some reason, you can hear a voice from the back of your mind scolding the two for not knowing your lion king reference. 

Ignoring the voice, you go back to what you were originally doing, ignoring them. 

Kiji Matsuba walks by your cell and sees the chaos you have caused. He sighs and shakes his head. 

"(I/N) control yourself please. You're going to start making me gray at such a young age." 

You roll your eyes and lean your head back against the wall.

Subtly, your sleeve starts rolling off your shoulder, slowly exposing your bra strap. It's (F/C).

Honey and Trois suddenly crawl over to you and start complimenting you and treating you like the damn royalty you are. 

"Oh? (F/C) a color to match your beauty is only appropriate for you~"

"May I ask if your panties are the same color? Or perhaps you aren't matching today~"

Like a ticking time bomb, you explode and start attacking the boys.

"Get your hands off me you PERVERTS-"