One Shots: Book Two

"how's my wife more badass than me?"

The ghoulies have been on a crusade lately. I was in my office, running my hands through my dark locks of hair. When instantaneously the music in the bar cut off and I hear shouting. I quickly grab my glock off of my desk and bolt for the door.
When I get downstairs; I see my wife, Betty, holding Penny by her graying dirty blonde hair with a gun pointed at another ghoulie member.
"Move and your dead. Then your blonde bitch goes next. Am I clear asshat?" She growls. He just looks at her. "I said am I clear?!" She shouts, pointing the gun more at his skull. He only nodds.
She throws Penny to the ground, then places a high-heeled boot right onto the side of her face. "Toni. Help?"
Toni comes over taking the gun from Betty and holding it to the boy that Penny dragged along on this unsuccessful mission.
Betty lights a cigarette. "Now, Toni will shoot you if you move. But because I can tell you are a good little boy you'll trust me and stay there."
She keeps her lit cigarette in her mouth while she takes out her switchblade. She gets Penny up. "What do you want, Penny?"
"You know what I want, Queenie." Penny taunts.
"Sorry about your bad luck then." She shrugs. Then she cuts Penny's cheek
"Toni get this garbage out of my bar. Thanks, T."
She throws Penny to the ground again, flicking her cigarette on her. Toni kicks them out as Penny screams that we haven't seen the last of her.
"How is my wife more badass than me?" I say out loud to which my gang breaks into uncontrollable laughter. Betty just smiles at me and pats my cheek affectionately. "God I love you." I whisper into her ear, a chill running down her spine. "I love you too, King." She punctuated my nickname with a kiss to the side of my mouth and a wink.