If this is getting to extreme just tell me :)
Me- *I wake up sleeping next to Luna, naked Luna*
Luna- Hey honey :)
Me- Did we? Do you know....
Luna- *blushes* yes and you were amazeing
Me- *nosebleed* uhhh
*there is a knock at the door*
Luna- Crap *falls off the bed standing up still naked*
Me- *more of a nosebleed*
Luna- Oh *blushes deep red*
Me- ok before I bleed to death put something on
Luna- Ha sure *puts on her own sayain armor*
Me- ok ill get the door *I put my armor on before running to the door*
Luna- Who is it?
Me- *I open the door to see a man and a butler*
?- Hello im your new neighbor Bruce Wayne
Me- Great its batma- *bruce grabs my mouth*
Bruce- *whisper* shut up about bman thing
Luna- Oh its batman
Bruce- SHUT UP!
Luna- Oh sorry *frowns*
Me- Its ok Mr. Wayne was just leaving
Bruce- But Alfred wanted to give you this *hands us batman shaped cookies*
Luna- You dont want us saying your supe name but you bring those along?
Bruce- .... IM BATMAN! *throws smoke bomb*
Alfred- Wait up sir im not that fast *walks after bruce*
Me- uhhh..... *shuts door*
Luna- Ok now what are we going to do?
Me- Attack of the Zombie Bounty Hunter?
Luna- Are you not afraid of it?
Me- No....
Luna- uh hu -_-
Me- Yes :(
Luna- Fine lets watch something else.
Me- Ok lets figure that ou.... *knock on the door*
Luna- Uhhh who is it this time
Me- ill check *opens door to see a man and woman*
Luna- Who are you?
Me- its super fake and Lois Lane
Superman- Its Super man..., i mean Clark Kent
Lois- Your horrible at keepin your identity a secret!
Clark- So was Iron Man!
Me- This isnt marvle its Star wars, dragon ball and dc in one book!
Clark- Hey I can kick yo a**!
Me- *turns super sayain* oh yeah?
Clark- *rips off suit to reveal superman outfit* yeah
Me- *charge at superman*
Lois- there big lunk heads arnt they?
Luna- Who gave you the right to call my husband a lunk head!
Lois- Your a lunk head!
Luna- you bi- *jumps at lois*
Bruce- *hides behind bushes*
Alfred- Should we help?
Bruce- No this is getting good XD
Well I and Luna have two Justice Leaguers as neighbors, so thats going to be interesting.
YOU ARE READING
Me+Sayains+Jedi+Superheros=Randomness
RandomThis is a book about me spending time with my Oc's the jedi masters and superheros as if they were my own family. Warning contains language (mostly blanked out) and violence.
