Me- Wow that was a fun fight *walks away from the bloody superman*
Clark- Ow :(
Luna- Same here but I ripped so much of Loises hair
Lois- My Hair!
Me- Ha nice *high fives her*
Luna- Not as nice as when you kamehamehaed superman
Me- Yes its good
Lenny- Guns! *runs twords us*
Luna- Is that lenny?
Me- Yeah :(
Lenny- Guns please tell me you have some
Luna- No we dont
Lenny- !GUNS¡
Me- Did you just use spanish exclamation points
Lenny- XD
Me- Ok what did I say Me Gusta el pescado (I like fish)
Lenny- Uhh I like guns?
Luna- I like fish!
Me- Yes and your prize *I give her a kiss*
Lenny- :( I want a prize
Me and Luna- Im not kissing you!
Lenny- What if the prize is a gun
Me and Luna- NO!
Lenny- :(
Batman- Why is Bane here? *points at Lenny*
Lenny- Whats a bane? IS IT A GUN!
Me- No this is lenny
Lenny- Wait do you mean my brother?
Me Luna and Bman- Brother
Lenny- Yeah why do you ask
Batman- I fight him!
Lenny- Oh hes told me about that and its not nice
Batman- He tries to kill me 24/7!
Lenny- But hes just horseing around
*Bane rolls up in motorcycle*
Bane- Sup bro
Lenny- Nuttin just talking to Batman
Bane- BATMAN!
Batman- Crap *gets punched in face*
Lenny- Hey dont fight him without me *pulls out gun*
Luna- *whispers in my ear* lets go inside
Me- *whispers back* good idea
Batman- Help Me!
Me- But your batman
Batman- Ok ill call the alien
Me- Who me and luna are part alien
Luna- I full alien part Sayain part Tortugan.
Me- Oh yeah sorry I forgot
Batman- I mean superman
Me- oh superfake
Batman- what do you have against superman
Superman- *we forgot hes on lawn* yeah why?
Luna- We both think your all high and mighty as if no one can touch you
Superman- No one can!
Me- Um I did
Superman- Besidea you
Luna- And goku
Superman- Ok him too
Lenny- And-
Superman- Shut up *crys*
Bane- Ha ha hes crying
Batman- That is funny *laugh*
*everyone starts to laugh*
Superman- *flys of with Lois crying*
Batman- Can you help me?
Luna and Me- Sure *kicks Bane and Lenny away from our home*
Batman- Thanks
Me- Sure now please leave we want to watch a movie
Batman- Sure *walks away*
Luna- Now what to watch....
Me- uhhhhhhh
Me and Luna- BATMAN!
And so we watched Batman movies till 12:00 in the morning. This neighborhood is getting interesting but I have more ideas.
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RandomThis is a book about me spending time with my Oc's the jedi masters and superheros as if they were my own family. Warning contains language (mostly blanked out) and violence.