-A Month after the Bane/Lenny thing-
Me- Hey luna where are you? *looks around for luna*
Luna- Im outside look at this
Me- Coming *teleports to Luna*
Luna- Who taught you that?
Kuozon- I did *he appears suddenly*
Luna- Dad :)
Me- Hey there father-in-law
Kuozon- Yep now what is that *points at giant ship behind our house*
Luna- That's what I wanted to know *me and Kuozon teleport* hey no fair!
Me- Do you want me to take you honey?
Kouzon- Forget this *just flashes the memory to her*
Luna- Cool *starts useing it alot*
Me- dont use it that much *she passes out*
Kuozon- Oops didnt give her that memory
Me- Its ok lets figure what this is.
Kuozon- Sure *we walk over to the ship*
*the door opens to reveal a short person*
Me- Is that?
Kuozon- *turns super sayain* Frezia!
Me- It is *I follow Kuozons lead*
Frezia- Oh its the blond warriors to fight me again but
Kuozon- But what?!
Frezia- Im here to start a family
Me- With who?
Frezia- come out cell
Cell- Coming *kisses Frezia*
Me- Uh your gay?
Frezia- No im actually a woman
Kuozon- *jaw drops to ground*
Me- ok thats wrong on so many levels
Cell- You want to say that to my face
Me- *turns super sayain two* try me, I know Gohan killed you in this form
Cell- With gokus help
Kuozon- How do you know that?
Frezia- I told him when he arrived in hell
Me- And how did you come back?
Cell- a evil namekian gave us a set of dragon balls to bring us back
Kuozon- Have you came back to kill us *wants to fight*
Frezia- No just live as a family
Me- I dont trust him
Luna- *walks dizily* what did I miss *sees enemys and faints*
Kuozon- Great now shes out cold again
Frezia- we have to go eat
Me- Your in my backyard
Frezia- Well now its my yard
Me- Are you going to pay rent?
Cell- No
Me- Then get off my yard!
Frezia- Fine we can fly this thing off your yard and behind you
Cell- But I like this yard
Frezia- Don you want to die?
Cell- No
Frezia- Then lets move
Cell- Fine
So they moved behind us, Luna eventualy woke up, and the neighborhood became peaceful again for now.
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Me+Sayains+Jedi+Superheros=Randomness
RandomThis is a book about me spending time with my Oc's the jedi masters and superheros as if they were my own family. Warning contains language (mostly blanked out) and violence.