Me- Hey luna im going out
Luna- For what dear?
Me- Yoda has a french fry addiction and obi wan thinks hes gaining weigh
Luna- I doubt hes that big
Me- *shows her picture of fat yoda* look
Luna- O-o you can go
Me- Thanks *teleports to jedi temple*
Luna- I wonder *grabs pregnancy test*
-At the temple-
Me- Hey im here
Yoda- FRIES FRENCH!
Obi wan- Thank kami your here hes gone crazy
Me- Um try not to use something from dragon ball
Obi Wan- Focus on the problem at hand
Me- ok ok jeez *walks in to see Kuozon and Ahsoka holding down yoda*
Kuozon- Master calm down you dont need them
Yoda- DO I!
Ahsoka- No its bad for you
Yoda- NOT IS!
Me- Yoda what if I did this *destroys fry*
Yoda- KILL YOU I WILL!
Me- Or this *throws more into trash*
Yoda- STILL I WILL EAT IT!
Me- Ok this isnt working Batman! *nothing happens*
Kuozon- Use the bat signal
Me- Oh yeah *shines it into sky*
Batman- You rang or I mean signaled?
Ahsoka- Do you have a mine wipe devise
Batman- Um yes why
Me- We need it to wipe yodas memory of French fries
Yoda- ON!
Kuozon- Now hes saying no backwards give us the MWD
Batman- Sure go nuts -_-
Yoda- ON ON ON ON!
Kuozon- Goodbye memorys *wipes yodas brain*
Me- Good
Yoda- Who are you?
Ahsoka- A little to well he forgot how to talk backwards
*luna walks in with tears in her eyes*
Me- What the matter! *feels worried*
Luna- These are tears of joy because im....pregnant.
Me- Im a fa-fath... *passes out*
Kuozon- if he didnt do that I would have knocked him out
Ahsoka- *cry* oh im going to be a grandma *hugs luna*
Kuozon- Did we all forget about yoda?
Yoda- Congrats for the baby but question where am I?
Im an father and a current resident of the floor, plus Yoda has no memory of who he is just to make the good pregnacy bad. Find out if we ever fix him and if inever wake up.
YOU ARE READING
Me+Sayains+Jedi+Superheros=Randomness
DiversosThis is a book about me spending time with my Oc's the jedi masters and superheros as if they were my own family. Warning contains language (mostly blanked out) and violence.
