The Cuban Missile Crisis <<Countryhumans>>

Yes or No?

The communists had their own table at the UN meetings. They were all grouped together as if they were rabid animals that needed a cage. They were used to it though. Cuba fidgeted with his fingers waiting for the meeting to start. North Korea leaned back and sighed, not caring about the entire thing much. Some stupid thing America was blaming on USSR again, most likely. USSR looked really tired, and kept yawning as if he hadn't slept for a few days. Not like there was any confirmation that he did sleep. Then UN stood up in the middle. All of the chatter died down, and UN spoke. His voice sounded monotone and as if he didn't care.

"America wanted to say something.." UN muttered, before sitting down.

"Okay." America stood up. "It looks like the commies are threatening world peace again."

France gasped. "What are they doing?"

"Ey, we're right here!" Yugoslavia shouted. "We can hear you clearly!"

America ignored Yugoslavia's comment and carried on. "They are giving Cuba missiles."

Turkey buried his face in his hands as soon as he saw USSR staring at him, obviously angry. Mumbles sounded from all around the room, All of them too mixed together to tell what one was talking about. America turned around to face USSR and the other communists.

"Did you give nuclear missiles to Cuba?" Asked America in an icy tone.

"I am not in an American courtroom. I don't need to answer your question." USSR stated firmly.

"Yes or no?" America pressed on.

"I don't need to answer your questions!!!" USSR yelled as he stood up.

"Calm down." UN's bored voice sounded. "Wait what are we talking about again?"

"Do you have any evidence?" Asked UK, ignoring UN's rude statement.

"Yeah." America carefully took out a folder, and took out the five photos. "What do you have to say about this, you commies?"

"Turkey has missiles." USSR growled. "How is this any different?"

"Oh it is very different. You just can't wrap your retard Russian mind around it." America grinned.

Cuba grabbed USSR by his arm and pulled him back down into his chair. "No, it's not. It's just an economic system that you think is bad and you oppress us because of it.."

"It's a threat to the world!!!" America yelled.

Cuba felt a bubbling rage start up. All of what America had done- and he was the threat to the world? But North Korea had a shorter temper and got into the conversation.

"What the hell is your problem?" NK hissed. He stood up and faced America. "How is Turkey better than Cuba, huh? Is it because we are communists? We're freaks then because we have a better economic system?"

America's mouth went dry. He couldn't think of what to say. It made a bit of sense.... But no way. He was going to fight. "Well... They're there to attack my country.. I can't have that!"

"It's for defense purposes." Muttered Cuba. "Get your head out of your ass and leave us alone."

"Why would you need defense from me?" Asked America.

Cuba stared up at him with shock, and then pointed at his eye patch. "That's why."

"Why do you hate us so much anyway???" Asked USSR.

"Because you are a threat to the world. You and all of your commie friends." UK shouted out.

"Agreed." France said.

"You gave nuclear weapons to a a developing country that had a revolution not so long ago? Are you stupid?" UK asked USSR.

"Developing country." Cuba angrily laughed. "Did I hear that right? Developing country?"

"He's not a developing country, you ignorant imperialist pig. Japan opens her eyes wider than you." USSR snarled.

I'm not racist but this is the 1960s keep that in mind

"Well…. It's not fair to Cuba and USSR since I have missiles too..." Turkey quietly said.

America glared at Turkey. "Sometimes I doubt your loyalty. Are you with the commies or us?"

"Oh my God, do you ever shut up?" Switzerland asked. He was sitting in the back of the room looking at everything. "This is absolutely stupid. We're supposed to be serious countries but we're just dissing each other for minutes without end."

"Oh be quiet Switzerland. You're lucky to witness this." UK snapped.

"You're not even in the UN." France added.

Switzerland rolled his eyes and went back to writing down something on his paper.

"Honestly, fuck this pro-capitalist biased bullshit." North Korea grabbed Cuba by the hand. "We're out. If any of you want to stay, that's on you." He said to the communists. He dragged Cuba to the front door, shoved it open and speedwalked away, as Cuba ran with him.

"Honestly, that's a wise decision." USSR followed them, and so did Vietnam and East Germany.

"Ughhhhh.." China muttered. "So, meeting over?"

North Korea dragged Cuba along with him.
"Shitty... Capitalist... program... gonna shoot it up..." He muttered.

"Uh.. where are you taking me?" Cuba asked worriedly.

"Anywhere other than there." NK stated.

They came across a bench. They sat down together. There was an awkward silence before NK let go of Cuba's hand. "Ugh.. I hate them. They're calling us tyrannical and oppressive, but they are the same to us."

Cuba sat silently listening to NK rant. He decided to wrap his arms around North Korea, gently squeezing him as he hugged NK.

"What the hell are you doing-" NK snapped.

"Just let me hug you. What's the problem?" Cuba answered.

There was a few moments of quiet silence. "We should go home." NK said.

"Yeah.." Cuba stood up and so did NK. "Bye."
They went in separate directions.

***
Cuba went up the stairs at his apartment. He took out the keys and fumbled with them, before finding the right one and opening the door. He sighed when he saw everything was in place. He shut the door and locked it, and looked out of the window. Cuba's face fell when he saw a state. America's kid. With a camera. It was... New York?? Yes, New York. This was the last straw. He walked over to the box of guns and ammo, before loading it. It was time for revenge. He took the gun, and opened the window. NY was still there, blissfully unaware. Cuba smiled. He placed his finger on the trigger, and there was a loud bang as he was thrown back a little, and the bullet casing went to the floor. Then he heard a loud scream. Cuba stuck his head out of the window, and saw NY collapsed on the ground, holding his left thigh. His bright blue jeans were turning red. NY continued screaming and sobbing.

"That's what you get!" Cuba yelled.

"Wh-what??" NY sobbed. "C-cuba?"

"Damn right. Say thank you it wasn't your head. It might be, if you don't get your ass out of here." Cuba snarled.

NY, still sobbing, and obviously unable to walk, pulled himself away slowly with his arms.

Cuba looked at the AK-47, and down at his hands. He took it, and stuffed it under his bed. It was still loaded, but he knew damn well he would need it soon. "I almost killed someone..." Cuba said to himself. "I almost killed a man. What am I doing?" He whispered. "Am I really that much better than the capitalists..?"

Oh no shitty angst cause my writing sucks donkey