The Cuban Missile Crisis <<Countryhumans>>

The First End (Part one)

"I'd rather die than deal with you, imperialist scum." Cuba spat angrily. It was the next UN meeting, and everyone was already halfway through. It was again, about the missiles.

Everyone shut up, and looked back at America, expecting him to say something. They had one NK already, who was quite a handful, they didn't need Cuba to act the same as well. Honestly, everything was getting to Cuba at this point. If not for the UN meeting, Cuba would have probably blown up half of America's house by now. Cuba was very angry about the whole situation, and wanted everyone to just shut up and forget about it. He was sitting right next to NK, who heard the weird scratching noises that Cuba's nails made while Cuba was gripping on tightly to it, to resist jumping on America and ripping his eyes out. Cuba was so angry, he was about to go ballistic. No.. intercontinentally ballistic. (Sorry)

"We can't have this emotionally unstable post-revolution country have nuclear weapons!!! Ruski, I knew you were stupid, but not this much." America said.

"Turkey. You gave Turkey nuclear weapons..." USSR mumbled.

"How many times have I told you??? That's different." America smiled. Everyone, except for the commies, were on his side. UN didn't seem to particularly care, but still supported America.

USSR sighed. "I will take the nuclear weapons away, but at a price."

"What price?" America asked.

"You'll see. But for now, can we talk about Poland, East Germany and Kazakhstan that are  under attack by your retard kids.

"They were trespassing!! It was private property!!!" America yelled.

USSR snickered. "What's that?"

America stared angrily at USSR. H o e s   m a d.

"Just talk about the stupid Soviets in the foresttt..." UN said in his lazy, slow voice as he looked up from his book.

Everyone else seemed very confused. "What... Soviets in the forest?" asked Turkey.

"There were a bunch of commies in the forest next to my house. They had a Jeep,so we fired at their tires, which of course made 'em stop. Now they ran off, and we can't find 'em. We can hear them talking about launching a nuke." America answered.

"Hold up. Launching a nuke!?" USSR asked, trying to not make his tone seem panicked like he was. "I-i didn't give them orders!"

"Well too bad, because, if they launch anything at me or my allies, you and your commie friends will be nothing but dust. Got it?" America declared harshly. "You got that??"
***
"Show yourselves or face brutal concequences!!" One of the states continued yelling on the megaphone.

"Shut the fuck up or you will be facing brutal concequences!!" East Germany yelled back.

"We need to get out. Right now. This might cost us a bit, but it might save the world." Kazakhstan hissed.

"Fine." Poland snapped. "If all of us get a last meal of bullets in the head, it's all your fault."

"Um.." EG started to say. "How will it be his fault if we're not alive?"

"Good point." Poland then had an idea. "Ooh!! Since you're such a peace loving hippie, go up the them! On your own. If you die, that will be your own personal problem."

"Okay." Kazakhstan shrugged. He started to walk towards the states.

"Yep, he's fuckin dead." Poland snickered, as the crunch of leaves under Kazakhstan's feet got farther and farther away.

"EY!!" Kasakhstan burst into the clearing where there were four states in a Jeep, all holding rifles. All of them whipped around, and pointed the guns at Kasakhstan. "Don't shoot. I have come to negotiate peace."

"And.. what do you propose?" One of them said suspiciously.

"Is there a war?" Kasakhstan asked.

"No? Not as far as I know." A second state answered.

"Oh." Kasakhstan turned around, and headed back into the forest. "EY RETARDS!! THERE WAS NO WAR, WE ALMOST JUST STARTED ONE WITH YOUR STUPID NUKE!"

"Oh, shut the fuck up!" Poland yelled back.

"Should I send a radio transmission to Soviet?" EG asked. "I'm trying to get the stupid radio to wo- oh. It works."

"Yeah, good idea." Poland said. "Put down your stupid guns, Americans. We're not gonna attack you."

The first state carefully put his gun down, keeping it in reach, just in case.

"Moscow? We have surfaced. No nuclear weapons launched. Over." EG said into the radio.

***
"Oh my fucking god..." USSR slumped back in his seat, before the radio in his pocket crackled.

"Moscow? We have...nuclear weapons launch...over." East Germany's voice crackled over the radio. USSR's eyes widened in fear. America let out a choked exhale.

"What the fuck did he say?" America gasped.

"Nonononono... This.. can't.. be.." USSR's tone slipped into obvious panic.

"Ask him again." UN's voice sounded from the back. "It might be a misunderstanding.."

"Will you please repeat that.?" USSR said into the radio.

"No nuclear we...ons l-a-aun-chched!" EG's voice sounded again. "Over."

A sigh of relief sounded from everyone in the room.

"Thank God it's just your shitty radio!" America said cheerily.

Cuba slumped back in his chair. NK placed his hand on Cuba's shoulder. "Not gonna lie, I was half hoping that they had bombed America..."

"Same." North Korea responded. "But that would probably be the death of us, eh?"

"Most likely." Cuba laughed half-heartedly. "America's gonna convince him to take my missiles away."

"No doubt."

"Hah. As soon as the nukes are gone, I'm American territory." Cuba leaned on NK's shoulder, feeling drained after the bubbling rage had died down.

***
It was the evening. USSR was to meet up with America. They were going to the UN meeting room, where USSR was to wait for America to be there with the key. USSR's footsteps echoed around the empty street. This was his fifth sleepless night in a row, but he felt like he could run a marathon.

He got to the meeting place, which had a dark and eerie feeling when nobody was there. USSR noticed the barbed wire on the top of the fence- how did he not see that before?

"Soviet." America's cold tone sounded from behind. When America was not around people he needed to impress, his tone got cold, and he started acting differently.

"I have a deal, America. It will either be what I say, or the nuclear weapons stay. Understood?" USSR declared harshly.

"How will the nuclear weapons stay, if neither Cuba nor the missiles will exist?"

End of First Ending, part one. What do I mean "first ending", you might ask? Well, young grasshopper, you will find out later hahahahahaha