The Cuban Missile Crisis <<Countryhumans>>

An eye for a bullet in the leg

"OPEN THE DOOR!! IF YOU LITTLE SHITS DON'T DO IT, I WONT HESITATE TO-" America got cut off.

"Eh, shut up. You're not getting in." Cuba muttered. Him and NK had piled every single piece of furniture there, and NK was now looking in awe at the missiles, blocking out the sound of America. Cuba continued holding the gun. Holy shit, this was hilarious for him.. he choked and started laughing. It was so fucking stupid. America, a world superpower, who he considered the 2nd most powerful nation in the world, was scared of Cuba. A small country that was occupied by Spain and America for hundreds of years. He felt powerful, even though his house was shitty, and everything was shitty, and he was poor. He sank down onto his knees, laughing, as all of what happened started getting to him.

NK looked over and stared at Cuba's unusual mental breakdown. "Uh.. Cuba? Are you alright?"

"HEY YOU DIRTY COMMIE, THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT????" America continued.

Cuba couldn't do anything but laugh. He was done with crying over everything, being a weakling and something that big countries could kick around. It made him feel strong. Like he meant something. He laughed at how much everything in his life sucked, how the most powerful nation couldn't get a proper hitman to kill him, how unfair everything was. "Nothing.." Cuba gasped for air, as he was finishing up with his laughing fit.

"We'll see what the UN thinks!!" America grumbled as his voice got farther and farther away.

"He's gone..." NK sighed.

"And we didn't even have to fire a bullet!" Cuba giggled. "Not this time, at least!"

"Okay..." NK said. "Yeah uh.. I don't think USSR is too pissed at you for shooting that kid. Let's find USSR."

"Okay." Cuba answered.

***
Canada groaned in frustration as New York wailed again. Damn, Alaska was right about this guy. Annoying as fuck, and thought he was the best thing to ever happen. Canada, as usual, kept a smile on his face and continued trying to help and reasurre NY. "We will make it stop hurting if you stay still, and take the pain pills. I will rewrap your leg."

Florida shoved Puerto Rico out of his chair. "Look what your brother did."

"Well he did it, not me." Puerto Rico sighed. "And if I'm not mistaken, you're the one who stabbed him in the eye, correc-"

The door slammed open. America's frustrated voice sounded. "I SWEAR, THOSE GODDAMN COMM- oh hi Canada."

"Hello, dear brother of mine." Canada said.

"Is New York okay?"

"Yeah. He stopped yelling at least."

"Thankfully." Alaska said.

"Who here even cares about stopping communism anyway?" America asked.

"ME!!" Yelled out Texas.

"Same here." NY said.

Everyone else stared at each other. "Ehhh.. not really?" Canada shrugged. Alaska looked a bit worried. California just looked down. Everyone else did something similar.

"Oh." America started to get even more angry. "Didn't know that I raised my children to be a bunch of commies."

"Yo we just don't want to get nuked or something what's the problem-" California started to say.

"The problem with you is that you support all of those fucking commies. You're a traitor." America snapped.

Alaska's mouth went dry. He currently has a few folders in his jacket that had sheets of paper about American bombs. His spy action might be discovered. He tried to stand in the doorway and look casual, which from other people's perspective at the moment did not look casual at all. Canada looked up at him and raised his eyebrow. Canada and Alaska were close. Alaska would often visit Canada, and Alaska could get away from everyone for a few days. Canada was chill, except for that one time during the great depression where he started calling everyone a commie, Alaska included, and would hit them or whatever came to his mind. Yeah, that was not fun.

California quickly ran out of the living room out of the house. Honestly, Alaska felt like doing the same. Cali had left the door open carelessly, and was probably off to go to Australia again. Aussie and Cali had a few things in common, such as their fire problem, and their stupid nicknames. Everyone seemed to have their favorite uncle, but not like there was anything wrong with it.

***
USSR was a bit angry at Cuba for shooting the state, but not really anymore. Cuba had a reason, didn't he? An eye for an eye. Or in this case, an eye for a bullet in the leg.

"I swear on Lenin's corpse, can I please take those retarded out already? I have the missiles, I can destroy all of what America has known for his entire life." Cuba angrily finished talking.

"Now that is a perfect example of what we should not do." USSR stated. "We don't start the wars, we finish them."

"Haha.. Finnish..." NK piped in.

"THAT WAS ONE TIME!" USSR smashed his hands up against the table they were sitting at. This was the meeting room the communists usually went to once a week. It was empty, except for Cuba, NK and USSR. "Also, I've lost contact with a few comrades. Kasakhstan, East Germany and Poland we're out in the forest, near America. I can't find them."

"Eh, I bet they're fine. Now that we have Cuba and his missiles, they won't threaten us.. right?" NK said.

***
"MOSCOW!! I REPEAT, MOSCOW DO YOU HEAR ME???" East Germany (EG) yelled into the walkie-talkie.

"You sure it's not dead?" Poland asked.

"One. Hundred. Percent." EG answered.

"Get out, or else we will have to take drastic measures! Surrender now!!" One of America's states was there, maybe a group of states.

"No, I don't think we will!" Poland yelled back.

"I say we use the missile." EG said.

"The mis-" Poland started to say, until her words were cut off by the sounds of gunshots. "Yep, we are definitely using the missile."

"Are you all insane???" Kasakhstan hissed as they started to take it out, preparing to launch. "We don't know if there's a war yet."

"There's gunshots." EG shrugged.

"And we need two people to agree so we can launch it. Me and Germany. DeMocrACy wiNS." Poland said.

"We need to exit now. Find out if there's a war. I don't care if I lose this job, it might save the world." Kazakhstan said.

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