**Who would get you what for your birthday

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(Damn, this was racist af.)

Aries:
France would get you chocolates for your birthday. Beautifully wrapped in simple wrapping paper, tied off with a silver ribbon.

Taurus:
Germany would get you a Book that he thinks you'll really enjoy.

Gemini:
New Zealand would get you a hoodie. That's it. A plain hoodie. And you will appreciate it because you like hoodies according to me.

Cancer:
America's buying you a car. Man has no chill.

Leo:
Canada would get you some maple syrup and a maple leaf.. you will put it in your sketch book.

Virgo:
China would get you a phone. 

Libra:
UK would get you some proper tea that he managed to track down. (I'm not editing this one. He will do it. And you will drink it.)

Scorpio:
Australia would sponsor a Koala in your name. Australia named them after you.

Sagittarius:
South Korea would get you that backpack you've been telling him about.

Capricorn: 

Mexico would give you a journal. 

Aquarius: 

Papua New Guinea would get you a necklace, it has no meaning, but he likes the way your eyes lit up whenever you saw it.

Pisces:
Japan would get you the newest addition of a manga you really enjoy!

A/N: it's wholesome now!

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