viii: yoonganne the scammer

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jurnee
hhhh
wait HUH

yoongi
you can say no

NO
I MEAN NO NO
I MEANT NO TO ME SAYING NO
IM SHOCKED
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE COMING
HERE?!

yoongi
well, you can't come to manchester alone you said
and i suppose your friends arent able to get to london anytime soon, right?


yeah they cant

well i'm not them
i've got a few days off and i could come there, if it's something that you'd like

jurnee
JXJXJXJDDB FOABABDDN
FLABSNFHDJD
GOD I'D LOVE THAT
like youre being serious rn?!
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME
THAT WELL???.!:

and what about it?

he says as he flips
his ponytail to the media

alrighty then

jdjjds sorry
i just
youd really come here??
to meet me
FROM MANCHESTER
IM NOT THAT SPECIAL

please shut the fuck up
it's not like you know me any better than i know you

yeaah but youre cool

jurnee.

WHAAT ITS TRUE

based on what?

your charismatic messaging
presence

... what? that doesn't even exist...
but that's besides the point
do you want me to come or not?  you sounded like you needed some company
but i'm not going to insist if you're not comfortable. we haven't known each other for that long.

jurnee
PLS ID LOVE IF YOU DO

but?

youre spending coins for the whole
trip to spend time to meet a lame
like me?!
and i probably wont even have you
sleep at mine cause my mom
will never allow a stranger in
im not worth the long trip
then money on a hotel
id feel so guilty about all
the effot just because i
cant make new friends here

okay
first off, how i spend my money is my choice.
and you know what the solution would be?

im afraid to ask at this point
but what is it?

come to manchester with me

...
yoongi
have you lost your mind
i asj that respectively

yoongi
why do you ask?
i could come and pick you up and take you to manchester
you said your mom won't let you travel alone so it'll be easy if i stay in london to convince her that i'm safe
i could be very persuasive when i want to be

jurnee
yoongi
are you being serious about this?

yeah? i wouldn't joke about this, jurnee. this is important to you.

omg
OMG MY MOM WILL NEVER
ALLOW THIS WOW
YOUD REALLY DO THIS? FR?
LIKE FRFRFR?

i mean yeah lmfao
it's no big deal. it's just a trip back and forth.

omg

you said your friends' campus wont allow guests?
i can find you an hotel or you could even stay at my place
only if it's comfortable for you though.

youve gotta be scamming me
like this is yoonganne the
scammer...

okay now that's just rude

no NO SORRY
ITS JUST WOW
ME?? COMING TO
MANCHESTER
WITH YOU MEETING WITH
MY FRIENDS AFTER A YEAR
THISNIS SUCH A DREAM
IM GONNA DIE FROM
BEING OVERWHELMED

if you die you cant come with me to manchester
so be safe

okokay
ha then im gonna stay
the fu j alive
but wiw reslly
your place?
i could be a dangerous
criminal

no offense, love, but your text messages tells me your far from that.
you're eighteen, i can handle you

jurnee
STOP BEING 18PHOBIC
I COULD BE DANGEROUS

mhm but you blush via text and go insane if i call you baby
which by the way i cant wait to see it in person when we meet

MAYBE THIS TRIP IS
A TERRIBLE IDEA

yeah you're right
you do you though

okay okay
i lied
but now that i think about it
YOU could be the dangerous
drug dealer

i mean i could
but i'm also taking you to manchester sooo

lets be real id still
hang out with you
if it meant im still going
to manchester
just no blood on my bed

you mean MY bed?

yeah yeah
also what if you hate me though
like five minutes after having me in
your house?
and youd have to share with me
either way

i'd ignore you

okayyy
reassuring

but don't worry about that, jurnee.
manchester is big
and you'd have your friends to mee
it'd be unlikely if we end up disliking each other and we could rearrange some things to make sure we'd barely see each other.

jurnee
WAIIT
so you supporting me this trip
has nothing to do with us meeting?
i mean you'd do all this coming to
london, picking me up, getting me there,
even if it had nothing to do with us meeting?
just for me to meet my friends?

yoongi
yes? why not?

what the hell
youre my guardian angel

nooo shut up
it's just a nice gesture

and i want to meet you!
i def want to!
and to get that nice date
youre so nice
like thank you
just thank you
thank you thank yiy
thank you
Tahdnjd you
thsbdj you
i cant even believe we are
discussing this
like this is huge
i just hope we manage to have fun
i really want to
thanks
my god im blabbering
im gonna shut up now

yoongi
don't worry about it
it's cute
but trust me, we'll find a way. i'll talk to your mom.

hxhxhxhx
thank you

please this isn't a problem
consider this heartbreak therapy
take it as a gift

sure oh my
and youre sure i can stay by yours?

yes, of course,
there's plenty of space
trust i wouldn't have offered if there wasn't

okay right right
im so excited
i actually gtg
thank you sm
lets talk later

see you later, kid.

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