kiss me thru the phone | myg.

ix: taehyung

yoongi
yooo
taehyung

taehyung
oh boy
i'm being texted first? wow
is this the real lifeee
or is it just fantasyyy
caught in a landslide no
escape from realityyy
what do you need from your
amazing, humble roommate?

ignoring that foolishness
to ask if you think you could sleep elsewhere for a couple of days or so

uhh

taking that as a hell yeah
have a great day, roomie

hold your ponies

don't you mean horses?

ponies for you cause you're
like 5'2

5'9*
why am i being attacked?

is this about that cute girl texting you?
cause if so woooo
if not booooo

for the last time, how do you know if she's cute?
idek if she's cutes
i don't have the photographic evidence

but you think she is 👅

terrible emoji choice...

you didn't answer my question 👅👅

maybe
maybe it's about her

wbk ☝️

i'm drained already and this convo has been 5 minutes long

anyways what about her?

she maybe needs a place to stay in at manchester

so you offered our flat??

it made sense at that moment

i'm sure it did 👅👅👅

please for the love of god, stop with the emoji

anyways no problem
i'll just stay over jennie's
and leave the nest for the lovebirds

i pray for your sister
the fact that you're gonna be driving her ass insane the couple of days you're there
what're you plotting anyways cause that was quick?

🤭🤭

i'm terrified
i'm way too young to die

orr MAYBE JUST MAYBE
i'm not plotting and i just
want the two texting buddies
to stop pining for each other

what pining
idk what you're on about?

you know it took me 3 months
to invite frannie over

i don't trust strangers

you invited one to your bed
via MESSAGING
WITHOUT KNOWING
HOW THEY LOOK

i invited her to our FLAT*

suuuureee
what is all of this
about anyways

yoongi
you know how she's always sad about how her friends live here?