kiss me thru the phone | myg.

xvi: pressure

iMESSAGE

taehyung
👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

yoongi
it's way too early for this shit

taehyung
did u not get enough sleep
last night 😉
;)))))

yoongi
why so much mouth for the winky emoticon?

taehyung
that's not important right now!
but would u like to knooww

i'm good
i'll pass
what do you need from me at 8 in the morning

taehyung
yoongi
why are you saying 8am
like its some sort of demon
time

yoongi
because it is

taehyung
okay grandpa
how was the date

yoongi
what does frannie see in you?!

taehyung
a sexy man
STOP BEING MEAN
IM JUST CURIOUS

yoongi
curious about what?

taehyung
the date, dumbass
how did it go
was my recommendation
good?

yoongi
yeah the food was excellent
thanks

taehyung
and?

yoongi
and?

taehyung
cmon...

yoongi
thanks for being the best roommate
i guess 🙄

taehyung
erm thanks i guess
but????

yoongi
but???

taehyung
you did not think i was
texting just to find out
about the restaurant...
did you take her back home?

yoongi
um yes... she's staying in our flat

taehyung
did you score the goal

yoongi
how many metaphors for sex do you have

taehyung
too many to count
but i'll use them all

yoongi
😐 no
kim taehyung

taehyung
yikes the full name

yoongi
nothing happened
it was a fake date anyways
we had a nice evening then we went back home
that's all but thank you for your help
i'll make it up to you soon.

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iMESSAGE

frannie
I sensed something
was wrong with you

yoongi
stop lurking through your man's phone