Fake News

Fake News (Part 4)

(Warning: This story contains inappropriate language).

Me and The Destroyer were waiting at the entrance of my igloo, until an elf walked towards us. He was carrying a present box and he gave it to me. "Here's what you asked for, sir," the elf said looking towards me. "Thanks a lot," I replied, then I froze him using my ice gun. I opened the box and it was exactly what I asked for: a genie bottle. I rubbed the bottle three times. A genie flew out of the bottle seconds later. "Hello, my name is--" Then I interrupted the genie because I was becoming impatient. "Okay, shut up! I wish we were in the Zombie Crush! game already!" The genie looked at me with a dirty look, but I honestly didn't care. He then granted my wish seconds later. All three of us were in the Zombie Crush! game. "Okay, you have two more wishes left. Just remember that they're rule free," the genie announced. "Ah, yes," I said, "I remember this game clearly now." Then Dr. Dynamic and Falcom ran towards us. They were wearing weird outfits. Dr. Dynamic was wearing a green jumpsuit, and Falcon's was green. What an odd choice, I thought. "Oh great. The Destroyer has friends new friends now," Falcom announced. "These are your enemies, Mark? They are just mere children," I commented. The genie laughed at my response. "What do you want me to do, Master? Send them to Mars? Or do you want me to make them fall inside a volcano?" the genie asked. At that moment, Falcom threw a fireball at me and I threw it back at him using my telekinesis. The fireball landed directly at him and that caused him to fall backwards. "Nice! Now Falcom as two more lives left," The Destroyer commented. "I hope you know that we kicked your ass last time with one life, remember? Or do you want me to remind you?" Dr. Dynamic said, then froze time, but ironically I was the only person (besides Dr. Dynamic) remained unaffected by this sort of move. "What did you do?" I asked. Then I grabbed my ice gun and started shooting him. He was constantly running around, which made it more difficult to freeze him. He then threw ninja stars at me and I used my telekinesis to throw them somewhere else. Then I threw a bomb at him and he fell backwards. And that unpaused time. Both of them quickly got up and ran as fast as they can. "We must go," Falcom announced. The Destroyer was throwing fire at them in the process. "I am starting to think that you are the Chosen One, Mario," the genie put in. "The Chosen One?" I echoed. "Correct," he replied. I actually believed him. I am the only person who has superpowers and not even the genie himself was able to avoid Dr. Dynamic's time attack. There's no other explanation: I am the Chosen One. The Chosen One is a person that is said to have wonderful powers, and they come every century. "Okay Mark," I began, "What's this plan of yours?" "Let's get to my castle first. I will explain everything there," The Destroyer announced.

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"That's a wise plan, Mark," I complemented. "All right genie. I need that princess if we're going to conquer the world." The genie looked at me for a moment, then replied, "I hope you know that 'this genie' has a name, you know. It's Jack!" "Whatever," I immediately responded. Then he used his magic to make the princess appear. "Where am I?" she asked. Then she looked towards us and instantly got worried. "I thought I sent you somewhere else?" the princess commented. Then a group of zombies picked her up and brought her to the dungeon. "So your minions are zombies?" I asked him while looking at him weirdly. "Of course they are," he said, "What did you expect them to be?" "Hey, let's not forget that you have one more wish left," the genie warned. "Right," I said, "I wish for additional wishes." He obeyed. And then a wizard guy entered the room. "Now that my brother, Mark, is gone, I can finally take his place as king," the wizard announced. Then he saw us and he looked extremely shocked. "What? I thought those fools [Faclom and Dr. Dynamic] killed you, Mark!" he continued. I thought this was an awkward situation, so I grabbed my gun and shot it at the wizard. Within seconds, he was under my control. "All right, wizard guy. Here's your task: I want you to destroy Falcom and Dr. Dynamic. I do not want them interfering with my plans. Understood?" I said with the most serious face I had ever made. "Yes, Master," the wizard replied. I was starting to get tired of hearing master. I have heard that word about two hundred times, especially from the villager's, when I took control of the Valley of Peace a while back. So I rolled my eyes. The wizard exited the room. "You know, you could just wish them to be killed," the genie commented. "Who cares! Let's start conquering this world already," I replied. "Wait a minute," the genie said, "I just remember something extremely important. My brother's bottle lies in this Universe and we need to find him ASAP if you want to achieve your goals!" Me and The Destroyer both exchanged weird looks. "Who the fuck gives a shit about your brother?" I commented. "No, listen. If Dr. Dynamic and Falcom finds my brother, I trust he'll be a major threat to us," the genie explained. "Just destroy your brother's bottle. Problem solved," The Destroyer commented. "I can't kill other genies; I just don't have the power to do so. However, you need the Fire Sceptre in order to do so, which is located in Mount Everest," the genie answered.