"Monika you could've teleported us here in the first place you know..." Wood Man whispered to Monika. "I don't really care right now" Monika whispered back. "Jeez this city is a hell hole." Monika said. "It's something we handled before. We can do this." Stocking said. As Monika took one step...."ANIME DETECTED" it was a robot that appeared out of nowhere. Monika pointed her finger at the robot and said "Begone....B O T". The robot exploded and robot parts started flying everywhere. Monika turns around."Let's get down to business."
. Monika took another step and stopped to see if another robot would appear. Nothing happened. "All clear Y'all." Monika said as she took a few slow steps. The party kept walking into the city. They sky was orange, lots of things were on fire, buildings had cracks in them or had been destroyed, nobody was there besides dead people. It was horrible. After what felt like 20 minutes of walking, they encountered marx, face down, with a broken vodka bottle next to him. Wood man Knew who it was. "Guys....I know who this is." Woodman said. "Me too" Panty said as she pointed her gun to Marx. "Yeah, He's a monster" stocking said as she whips out her swords. "Wait guys maybe we shouldn't kill him" Panty shot at Marx but the bullet reflected off. "What the fuck? Maybe this do the trick." Panty takes out another gun and repeatedly shoots Marx. All of the bullets reflected off. After Panty ran out of ammo, Stocking Jumps over Panty and swings both of her swords at Marx but they both break. "WHAT THE SHIT, WHY ISN'T ANYTHING WORKING?!?!" Stocking screamed. "ANIME DETECTED THOT DETECTED" ANother robot appeared out of nowhere. "Shut the HELL UP" Monika yelled after she turned around and pointed to the robot. It explodes like it should. They then turn back to Marx. Monika walks to Marx, squats down and pokes him. Nothing happens. "WAKE UP COMMUNISTIC SWINE" Wood Man Yells. "WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUP" Someone yelled from way behind. It was loud. Very, very, very loud. The party covered their ears but it wasn't that effective. After the loud yelling stopped, everyone looks behind to see who it was. The person jumps off but is saved by some rope. Another person was holding the rope. The person runs toward the party as he reached the ground. "HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY" He is anomalously loud. The groups' ears started bleeding (Except for wood Man). The loud man arrived. "Are you guys okay?" he asked. "Our ears bleeding. Who even are you?" Panty asked. "I am Present Mic. I am a hero." Stocking walked up to Present Mic and bitch slapped him. "SHUT THE FUCK UP NEXT TIME!" Monika stepped in front of Stocking "Anyways who was that person helping you?". "Me?" said the mysterious man as he appeared suddenly from the sky. "Oh. this is my friend, Sho- I mean Eraserhead!" Eraserhead walked next to Present Mic "If you said my damn name I would tied you up and keep you in a building that's going to crumble." Eraserhead said to present mic in a dead yet serious voice. "Ahh......What are you doing here in place like this?" Present Mic Asked. "We are here to fight evil monsters" Monika replied. "Oh so you are licensed heros?" Eraserhead asked. "We're licensed by heaven Bitch" Panty said. "Isn't that mythology?" Eraserhead said back?. Stocking seemed upset by what he said "HEAVEN IS REAL YOU RETARD." Panty Pointed to the sky "GOD....SMITE HIM" Panty pointed back afterwards.
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Super Smash Bros. [Infinity War] (WIP)
Fiksi PenggemarCringe-ass crossover fanfic I wrote in 8th grade with almost every fictional (and real) people I know of. I hate this. (I will add on to the story or fix/redo some parts if y'all want)