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A Feysand Holiday

" mum, dad!" Asked after us "are we nearly ready to go yet?!"
This was the 12th time she had asked this in the past five minutes I thought to myself with a small inside chuckle.
" soon darling, soon, I am sure Daddy is on his way" I assured her for the 12th time, so I was wondering the same thing myself. "Rhys where are you, art is ready to leave what's keeping you?" I sent down the mental bond between us. The reply came soon in the form of an image of Kier mouth wide open mid word his eyes wide open with nostrils flared and a "Soon Feyre darling. I should be there soon I just have to satisfy Kier's Questions about when he's going to come to Vilaries." I sighed openly and Artemis asked " is it Kier again, I don't like him he is a real meanie I hope daddy can shut him up this time" she said confidingly "Art! I shouldn't hear you speaking like that about One of Daddy's older friends-" "But he is not daddies friend, I hate Daddy complaining about him all the time they can't be very friendly also I don't see why Daddy would be friends with someone like him! And you don't like him either!" Artemis interjected "Artemis Muriel Archeron! I do you not like to hear you talking like that!" But I chuckled unable to help it. A few minutes later blank window in front of me, took my hand in his and Artys in his other (who squealed in the light that we were finally going) and found his giant glorious wings and as we did the same he launched into the sky on the fly to the cabin. It was a tradition to go to the cabin every year we have been doing it ever since Artemis had been a baby, she had even started joining them in their sacred snowball fight while Mor and I drank, well Mor drank I had the occasional glass.

We got to the cabin at midday and went to our rooms. Rhys and I shared the room I had stayed in when I first came to the cabin after finding out he was my mate. Arty stayed in the adjoining slightly smaller room both furnished beautifully in red tartan and wood!

I caught Arty watching Rhys carrying the pretty presents to wherever he was to hide them this year! Instead of taking all of them out of his hiding spot he would take out our and give Arty little challenges and puzzles to go to different locations. Arty was watching as Rhys looked around and then entered a small closet under the stairs, Arty crept closer to see what he was doing using her spy training from Azriel. A glimmer of pride went through me as I watched her hide in the shadows. She then slipped silently to the edge of the door to look where they were and what her presents were and made an exclamation as they fell into black dust at Rhys's command. He whirled grinning at her and it wasn't Rhys it was Cassian! He was wearing a wig and had probably stolen some of my mates clothes along with the glamour! Artemis screamed and fell back in shock. Cassian and I burst into laughter at her face and so did the real Rhys and Azriel who were now standing at the edge of the doorway. Artemis glowered and I went up to apologise but then she burst out laughing as well!

The next morning was my birthday and winter solstice! We ate drank and sung like one big happy family which I supposed we were! This year we had done a secret gift exchange and I had got Nesta, I got her a new set of books she had been wanting called Throne of Glass I had already read it and it was amazing, maybe it could be something we could finally bond over? Elain got a packet of seeds for night blooming roses which were very rare and you had to go very far out of your way to get them. As Elain exclaimed this grinned I could have sworn I saw Azriel blush! Amren, who had been quite irritated at the fact she wouldn't get gifts from everyone was very happy to find a whole jewellery pack full of gems and necklaces and bracelets garlore. There was only one male in this room who would be bothered to spend that much on Amren, my mate. A smile down the bond told me I had guessed right. Azriel got a new t-shirt that said "I am not as good as Mor" on it! Mor got a coupon for Rita's and so many different coloured bows and bands and hair accessories I felt sorry for the male who would have to walk out of a shop with that which was how I knew it must be from Elain, I was very surprised! Cassian opened a box that looked like it was filled with preventive tonics and condoms. I KNEW who that was from as Nesta grinned like a fox "better safe than sorry" she explained and we all laughed. But Cassian got a new dagger which was made with a leather handle and apparently never went blunt so he wouldn't need to sharpen it! Cassian grinned like a mad man at her and I could have sworn a little colour entered her cheeks but it was quickly replaced by her normal pale skin. I got an Illyrian sword with starlight carved into the hilt in a intricate design and a jewel of scarlet embedded in the hilt the same colour as Cassians syphons. I smiled at him and he just winked.
We had put Arty to bed an hour earlier as she had just got presents from everybody and had been to tired from the snowball fight to go on though she said she wasn't while yawning.

We went to bed at midnight and at 1am Arty crawled into our bed and snuggled up to me falling asleep instantly.

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