(NOTE: THIS IS EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE REALLY REALLY FUCKED SHIT ONLY MY GCS WOULD GET THIS SHIT IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE. also possible tw? cats die so-)
The camera fixed on the ugly ass fucking wolf bed covering. A Christmas carol played in the background and a very masculine hand played with two kittens. It snuggled on them. Loved on them. Played with them. You could see the person who was recording's face for a moment. And they kissed one of the kittens and nuzzled up on it. Then, before long, the person recording grabbed a vaccum bag. And put the kittens in it, then grabbed a vaccum and sucked out the air. There was mewing, and then silence. The kittens had definitely died. Then, the camera stopped.
Luka grabbed one of the kittens from the vaccum bags. He grinned at it. "Well, I've already done fucked up shit. I guess I might as well." and he began to unzip his pants. He put his two inch pp in one of the kittens and began to fuck it. Cat asshole was tight as shit bro. Fuck. This is fucking disgusting. He grunted a litte and went faster. "Fuck~ I never thought I'd fuck a cat before." He picked up the other one and literally shoved that lil nigga in his ass. "god-- fuck-- im exploding with pleasure- i didn't realize how good cats were. especially when dead. they can't fight back." Then he nutted in the kitten. And then took the other out of his ass. And now Luka has hella fucking STDs. And probably a rosebud. (:
im so sorry.
