WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it!
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Has the blonde left yet?'
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
OMG these are hilarious!!! I'm a brunette, and this is awesome! Again, I'm not hating on blondes, I just love blonde jokes.
