harry potter

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Guy: Hey, I can't remember what happened last night at the party....... Can u fill me in?

Girl: well let's see... You grabbed my best friend, who had curly hair, dragged her into the chimney and shouted 'Diagon Alley! Come on Hermione, shout with me! Diagon alley!!!'

Guy:........... U lie......

Girl: I got pictures.

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